Nitish 🐦

Don't DIE before you're DEAD

[Nitish 🐦 @nitishtweets]

One of best scene scripted - directed - acted in Indian cinema 🎥

Thoughts @loveofcinemasf8

[Nitish 🐦 @nitishtweets]

@tarunvats33 WTH 🤦‍♂️

[Sam⋆☕︎ @Abhivridhi_Vani]

He looks like those kids who cosplay adults in flipkart ads

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

#BREAKING🚨: Today in Utqiagvik, the sun rose above the horizon at 2:57 AM after 65 days and won’t set again for 84 straight days or until August 2nd!

[Sakshi @Sakshi50038]

I analysed the Indian job market and here are the highest paying careers right now:

1. PG Owner:
This guy has 3 people packed into one room paying ₹10k–15k each.
He’s probably paying ₹40k rent for the flat and making ₹1–1.5 lakhs from it.

2. Sutta Shop Owner:
Thousands of software engineers survive because of this man.
No pitch deck. No MBA. No startup funding.
A ₹5 cigarette gets sold for ₹15.
Some shops make ₹90k–1.5 lakhs monthly just by selling chai, cigarettes and snacks outside tech parks.

3. Bangalore Landlord:
Buys a 2BHK for ₹90 lakh, rents it for ₹50k/month and disappears from existence.
No geyser fixing. No paint. No maintenance.
Just increase rent by 10% every year and send “last price” on WhatsApp.

4. Water Tanker Owner:
The man literally sells Bangalore’s own water back to Bangalore people. ₹1200–1500 per tanker. Multiple trips daily.
During water shortage, tanker owners even went on strike.
Imagine having that level of power in a city.

5. Broker:
Shows you 3 terrible flats.
One has leakage. One has rats.
Third one is “walking distance from metro” which is somehow 5 km away.
You still take it.
Then both you and landlord pay him one month rent.

Meanwhile software engineers are solving DSA questions at 2AM hoping for a salary hike.

[Nitish 🐦 @nitishtweets]

@drmanishdangi77 @firstpost 😆😆😆

[Francis A Raivellur @raivellurfranco]

@CMDMSEDCL Torrent power doing power cut even on Maharashtra day. Full Kalwa, Vitawa area light gone. Friday there was power cut for more than 7 hrs. Now also 3 hrs no light. Senior citizens and small children suffer due to this

[Nitish 🐦 @nitishtweets]

@MSEDCL could you please check what is wrong with torrent power in area of kalwa. Electricity discrepancy from last 2 hours. Toddler unable to sleep due to hot condition. At least have some sense who cut the power in night time ?? @Dev_Fadnavis @mybmc

[Nitish 🐦 @nitishtweets]

@Shopee191337 @CountryGulshan 😁😁😁😁

[Yash @Phonenurd]

Update for performance, stay for the permanent neon green souvenir. 💀
Imagine waiting for that "Software update available" notification just to improve your S22 Ultra, only for it to brick your display with a green line. The ultimate betrayal

#S22Ultra #Samsung #GalaxyAI

[Nitish 🐦 @nitishtweets]

@JioMart_Support Thank you for a great solution. Both the order now cancelled @JioMart_Support

[Nitish 🐦 @nitishtweets]

@JioMart_Support Could you please provide an update on the following orders ? One was placed yesterday & the other was placed approximately two hours ago.

Order Numbers:
JM69E0F9E201A0DC9A89
JM69E1F03101CFCC3647

[Nitish 🐦 @nitishtweets]

Please note that both orders fall under the “Quick Delivery” category. I have also raised a complaint through your app, however I have not yet received a resolution.

#jiomart #reliance

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Banger 😂

[Nitish 🐦 @nitishtweets]

@JioMart_Support Same been shared through DM

[Nitish 🐦 @nitishtweets]

One of the worst quick delivery service is @JioMart

@JioMart_Support many ordered getting canceled with reason unforseen circumstances. No accountability and credibility.

[Sachya @sachya2002]

One of my favourite edits of all time 🤣🤣🔥

[Lost Temples™ @LostTemple7]

This is why RAM costs so much these days.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 27 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. Youare on your own. Always on your own.

[Saffron Sniper @Saffron_Sniper1]

The way the USA and other countries are ignoring Kim Jong Un during this wartime feels inhumane.

Kim has waited his whole life for a moment like this, when North Korea could challenge the West.

But the West is simply ignoring him.

This feels like geopolitical racism🥹