Nick Wilson

My sneezes make babies cry.

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Any sufficiently advanced engineer is indistinguishable from management

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@leahculver I think the algorithm put these Tweets next to each other for a reason

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My 8yo daughter drew a "mermawalrucatacorn"

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@TweeterHamblett Awww, Pete! Thanks for everything. Is it safe to assume you'll still be rooting for us from the sidelines?

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@thechelleshock Genius!

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Going to an elementary school potluck. What is the best strategy to minimize food poisoning? 😁

A few bites of many different items? Or large portions of just a few items?

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@JeffYontz get well soon, jeffy

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@nimalan I have no idea what this gif is from, but you should send it in as your application

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@kathiepham Blend it! Blend it!

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@BeeBimBop "Low hanging fruit"

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@i_pascu Amazing run! It has been such a pleasure working with and learning from you over the years.

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@__lucab @nimalan @scalding Bro, there's an easier and more robust way now. Start with whatever comes out of the pipe at the end; order doesn't matter. Skip the first 1000 (duh), then repeat a simple technique you learned as a child like "eenie meenie miney mo" or "duck duck duck duck GOOSE" to select 100.

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@jkru Woah congrats!!

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@shaayohn @__lucab @imightbemary Yep, Scalding is the correct answer

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@jkru @theresakhuu Drink more water

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@jkru @ChocoColby Most of us *know* it is incorrect

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@marshalljeff 📈

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@RheaPi All good, thanks. Our car is still caught up in there (minimal damage as far as we can tell) and the top of the tree is tickling our front door, but nobody got hurt.

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My neighborhood became a tourist attraction today 👀👀

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The CDC says there/their/they're can now be used interchangeably

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Despite what the sign says, the CDC now says it is OK to drink toilet water