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[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

Maybe making travel soccer even more expensive will help the US finally get good.

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

if you're an ICE agent do me a favor and kill yourself

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Once again, they’re NOT going after “dangerous criminals.” In this case it’s a liked and respected superintendant, who worked as a special ed teacher, competed in the Sidney Olympics, and has lived in and contributed to this country for at least three decades.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

person who is definitely not in crisis: yeah i think i wanna go to ireland soon

[quiche @havingfunonIine]

Went for a walk instead of killing myself. this is what your 20s are all about

[Freak on a Leash @xBarkura]

More of these really bad phone doodles

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Yeah sure, bring your 17 kids to the skatepark and don’t teach them anything about etiquette 🙄 These parents are pissing me off more and more every day man

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

this is the kinda shit the catholic church was doing when martin luther was around

[Sal Capaccio 🏈 @SalSports]

The Sabres had a goalie score on them and scored on their own empty net this season.

[Majority Report @majorityfm]

Say goodbye to our National Parks

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health

[‎lina @G0THAMVENGEANCE]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[Whiskey Pete's Слава Україні! Героям слава!! @__WhiPP__]

Thank goodness, hopefully this will prevent people learning that Sci-Hub which hosts 85 million scientific research papers. Absolutely do not search Google for sci-hub to gain access to 85 million scientific research papers for free. Don't retweet this. Piracy is wrong.

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Blame your teammates no matter what. You don't suck shit, they do and it's their fault you're stuck in weenie hut junior league

[The Pocket Report @ThePocketReport]

Episode 48 | Greg Abbott: Feminist Icon