Mary (Susan)

I just came for the snacks.

[Mary (Susan) @nmary132]

Why be moody when you can shake your booty 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Mary (Susan) @nmary132]

Man did I miss rugby ❤️ I feel better already

[Mary (Susan) @nmary132]

@AlexisTayhlor

[Em @emily_taylor26]

And that's the tea

[Mary (Susan) @nmary132]

@megannmcdowell I’m coming prepared

[Mary (Susan) @nmary132]

Nicole: making out leads to pregnancy. That’s what mean girls taught me

[Mary (Susan) @nmary132]

What did I just watch. 😂

[Mary (Susan) @nmary132]

@Rachel_Warstler @josie_brueckner I’m crying. I didn’t notice it the first time.

[Mary (Susan) @nmary132]

To all the drunk people yelling at my residents while we did a firedrill. Come over. I dare you. Cause if they bite you I’m not helping you. But I sure hope you learn your lesson.

[♥♏️ @November11___]

Don’t be crazy. Don’t be crazy. Let it go. It’s not worth it. Let it go.

[Mary (Susan) @nmary132]

“I want to be a stay at home student”

[Mary (Susan) @nmary132]

“By the time I’m rich there are going to be no more islands to buy”

[Mary (Susan) @nmary132]

@FranElizabethH Did you say “hey” back?

[Mary (Susan) @nmary132]

@anniecolee You might as well just sleep there

[Mary (Susan) @nmary132]

Hannah: I’m going to bed

Me: does that mean you are going to continue to watch say yes to the dress for another three hours before going to bed?

Hannah: yes.

[Mary (Susan) @nmary132]

Prof: tell me something about yourself

Kid in my class: I like to race my Subaru in my free time

[Mary (Susan) @nmary132]

@anniecolee Bring me food

[Mary (Susan) @nmary132]

Do I buy the the 9th edition of my textbook (the one recommended for class) or the 8th edition that is exponentially cheaper?