Nicole Falcaro

Pro Triathlete and Process Perfectionist Living & Training in New Hampshire 🏊‍♀️🚵‍♀️🏃‍♀️

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Very considered medal placement for this pic to show @pickybars, my longest-standing sponsor for 6(!) years!! Happy to land myself my first pro podium this past weekend at @IRONMANtri Maine 70.3! 📷 Uphill Visuals

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@Justin_Britton

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@sosarahsays I’m still unsettled about this. Commentators were like “ooh he’s a lil frustrated.” and I’m like “bruh that’s ASSAULT!”

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@allyspiroff Seems like such an odd pairing

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@Justin_Britton I’m actively mad at the 3rd 400 😂

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@Justin_Britton Oh good I was looking for weekend plans that were far less convenient than the 🔥 about to go down at BU

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@kellydomara I actually really enjoy the riding near Lake Meade, though I doubt the bike course will be in there!

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@scottfaubs You mean the meet where Kincaid and Klecker pushed each other to Kincaid getting the American indoor 5K record last year split them into different heats?! 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@TheRealMerb I think this is AI generated 😝

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Seeking recs for a lighthearted, daily newsletter that covers current topics because I’m not sure what is happening to the @cheddar Need2Know newsletter I used to love.

[(((Matthew Lewis))) cults & consequences @mateosfo]

Carmakers literally profit by the pound & Americans are such suckers for “Big Car Better” marketing they’ll shell out $55,000 for what’s essentially a $25,000 sedan on an SUV platform. I.e. 5% more body steel, 10% more lift, for 100% more money.

We are a very stupid people.

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@steph_herrick You should’ve heard the lecture I received for offering Christmas cookies to a boomer after we completed a 90 minute swim. You would’ve thought I was offering her illicit drugs!!

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@TheRealMerb I’d be impressed but he didn’t start his first run before 6am

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@davidmellyruns Would become a Citius patreon to see this 🏃🏻‍♀️💙🏃🏽‍♂️

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@Justin_Britton Standard double or triple? Quit being vague 🤭

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@Justin_Britton What about the bike curious?!

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@Justin_Britton Glad you got there before they closed / ran out of pastries!!!

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@steph_herrick Omg yes!!! When I was dog walking it astounded me how many chicken bones were on the SIDEWALKS like a GD washed up graveyard!

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Doing the Lord’s work

[NYPD 19th Precinct @NYPD19Pct]

Thou shalt not steal, especially from churches!

A career burglar responsible for multiple church break-ins across Manhattan arrested! Thanks to the investigative work by our World’s Greatest Detectives, the suspect was placed back behind bars! 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃!

[NYPD 19th Precinct @NYPD19Pct]

Thou shalt not steal, especially from churches!

A career burglar responsible for multiple church break-ins across Manhattan arrested! Thanks to the investigative work by our World’s Greatest Detectives, the suspect was placed back behind bars! 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃!

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@steph_herrick It sounds very reminiscent of those who think that gun control means the government is coming for their guns 😂