Stephanie Herrick

Runner . Cynical . Sarcastic

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

@henricauvin @NJTRANSIT There is a fight between passengers in the front car.

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

@NJTRANSIT You holding them up with scotch tape and staples?

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

@MTA Cool so in response NJ Transit will run more service, so getting to the city is easier and more convenient. Oh wait no they won’t. They are just as much of a mess as the MTA. All for getting rid of the cars but the public transit can’t be 🚮

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

Dear boomers, you can eat the cake, it’s ok.

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

.@NJtransit you should consider making your slogan we will get you there, eventually, maybe.

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

I’ve become a big fan of run the local turkey trot as a hard distance run even when I’m in good shape.

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

I hope by the end of my Negotiation in the Workplace course I can spell negotiation correctly cause right now I’m sitting at a 0/4748172 tries

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

@nmf005 It’s awful!

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

Never realized how many people leave eaten chicken bones on the ground until I got a dog

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

.@NJTRANSIT honestly can I just have one morning that isn’t massively delayed by something. Please just one morning the train actually arrives when it’s scheduled to.

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

Blessed to have NJ Transit delay and ruin my commute twice in one day. Keep up the great work guys!

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

@nmf005 I’m all for getting rid of them for those reasons too, just laughing at people calling local govt a dictatorship for banning their use. Don’t take away my gas powered leaf blower!!!

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

I was so unaware of the passion people felt for their gas powered leaf blowers until towns started banning them.

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

So NYPD can not put a ticket on your car, have you find out about it when a late fee notice comes in the mail and deny your attempts to both remove the late fee and the ticket. What a scam. I watched the cop come and go, so I know for a fact he never put the ticket on my car.

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

Confused by people running outdoors today. Like take the day off or run on a treadmill?

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

@therealbrianher Maybe you just like your pasta mushy instead of a proper al dente

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

Name something worse than eating a protein bar when you are dehydrated post run

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

My niece just called a bathing suit a pool costume so I’ll be referring to my bathing suit as my pool costume moving forward.

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

Why is it so hard to come up with a name for our dog?

[Stephanie Herrick @steph_herrick]

@therealbrianher You waiting