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codeine cowboy - don’t argue w me because I don’t care!

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@iamemilymoses @im_your_density Damn rip grinder full of weed

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@roryreckons You just *cant* do somethings. Like you really can’t start or stop.

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@blondemedSJW What did I miss?!

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

Got kicked out the casino last night for being too drunk, but when I was getting taken out, folk were asking why, I kept saying “card counting” and the bouncer became the most rattled man in the world. Screaming “that’s not why!” at me.

[Pervy Sage Main Squeeze @iiBallJONES15]

Gordon Ramsey once said, “this squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off” 😂😂😂

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@AJDelgado13 Yeah we told u

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@blondemedSJW You’re describing my job

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@DrJennHaythe Ma’am these are photoshopped

[Ayoka @MysticxLipstick]

People with Capricorn and Virgo placements use their concept of “perfection” as their point of reference for any standard. This is unrealistic and unfair to themselves and others. This creates an inflated sense of failure.

They aren’t failing you, they just aren’t perfect. 🥴

[Jessica Grace @IsicaLynn]

We could have just paid everyone to stay home for eight weeks.

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@parastie @kjdelay1 @olsonplanner Wrong thread bro

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What if I just forward this tweet to them

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How do u tell someone “I hope your save the date got lost in the mail and you’re not actually gonna be invited” without having to say it? Thanks

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How do u tell someone “I hope your save the date got lost in the mail and you’re not actually gonna be invited” without having to say it? Thanks

[“What can be unburdened by what has been” @mndspeak]

Get into Paula Abdul & Janet. Whew Paula was that girl when it came to dance 💜

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

Y’all had to get like 5 vaccinations to even go to kindergarten like please give up the confusion

[Hope For Sale II @BarsNC_]

I should’ve did a PPP loan. Absolutely nobody is in jail.

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@Usagiboy7 @AndrewGeczy @VJam0ney @slowjamz__ Very incel

[ReelLover @InHollywoodland]

Now Taraji 😩

[exhibiting queen behavior @crystalizedkid]

@_BEE2121_ MY GAWD

[KOZY KA$SY 🎲 @groovymeche]

@sumerianbby My auntie told me she had diabetes when I was little and I started crying & wrote her a card telling her I’m sorry she got “dying betes” and that I didn’t want her to die 😭