Tori Chirdo

[Tori Chirdo @noTORIouss44]

This is the difference. This is a friend and not a dad figure #TheBachelorette @kaitlynbristowe

[✪𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽-𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓬✪ @sirjamesa12]

1 million seconds = 11 days
1 billion seconds = 32 years
1 trillion seconds = 32,000 years

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

caring is cool!!!!!!!!!

[Rebecca Aguilar (on Blue Sky & LinkedIn) @RebeccaAguilar]

Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Jeff Bezos paid $500M for his super-yacht and $75M for his super-yacht’s mini-yacht — both of which he’s allowed to write-off on his taxes.

That alone would cover $180 in classroom supplies for every public school teacher in the U.S.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit.

Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero.

We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people.

We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing.

Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run.

That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

[Erin Grugan @eringrugan]

The "Let's go Flyers" chants after last night's OT loss just confirmed something I've always tried to explain...

All Philly fans want is EFFORT and HEART. We will love you if you just earnestly give us those things.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

This. A thousand times this.

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

Whoever came up with the color rush in San Antonio deserves a large raise. This is outstanding. Also, for those not wearing shirts in other buildings, what are we doing? Too cool for this?

Spurs and their fans were more than ready for the first playoff game in 7 years. A++.

[The Reverend Reiderson @ChipReiderson]

“Domes are for the weak and soft. And Philadelphia isn’t weak and soft.”

THANK YOU ANDY, I AGREE

[Carolina Meloni @CarolinaMeloni1]

Ojalá se haga tan viral como el monito Punch. Ojalá genere tanta empatía y lágrimas como los vídeos con su muñeco de apego.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why?

If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment.

Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

[Pat Egan @Pat_Egan]

Jason Kelce 😂😂

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

NEW: People are spending upwards of $60,000 on Super Bowl tickets.

World Cup tickets are going for as much as $230,000.

The cost of going to a game is out of control. We investigated what billionaire owners don't want you to know — how to fix this mess.

[Chase Senior @Chase_Senior]

"Curt Cignetti is an amazing head coach. What a job he did at Indiana. National champs." - Cignetti doesn't call plays

"Mike Vrabel is an incredible head coach. What a job he did with the Patriots this season. One win away from the Super Bowl." - Vrabel doesn't call plays

Nick Sirianni: 5 playoff appearances in 5 years, 4 straight double-digit win seasons, two Super Bowl appearances, one Super Bowl win. "What does Sirianni even do?!" Siranni doesn't call plays.

You don't have to call plays to be an elite head coach.

#Eagles

[Jerseygirl #FBR 🟧 @gggirl924]

I am getting so sick of this. Is anyone going to hold this man accountable for anything? It’s like they’re letting him do whatever he damn well pleases with no consequences. Do something dammit

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

If taxpayers are going to pay to build a stadium, then the taxpayers should own the stadium.

You can’t socialize the cost, then privatize the profits.

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

SNAP’s fraud rate is less than 2%. Whereas the pentagon hasn’t passed a single audit and can’t account for over $3 trillion dollars. But fuck the starving kids. Am I right

[Kurt Supe, CPA & Retirement Planner @KurtSupeCPA]

Client's kids are 28, 31, and 34.

She's sitting on $3.2M. Wants to leave it all when she dies.

I asked: "What will they need money for at 58, 61, and 64?"

Their mortgages will be paid. Kids will be grown. Retirement accounts funded.

Meanwhile, right now:

One is drowning in student loans
One can't afford a house in this market
One is planning a wedding on a shoestring budget

$50K today changes their lives. $50K at 60? It's a rounding error.

She's giving $30K to each this year. Watching them use it.

Die with your memories, not your money.

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

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Appreciate y'all for your support - you truly are the best. 🙌

#ProBowlVote @lanejohnson65 @jordan_mailata