Noah Drewke

This is the space where I humorously say I'm a thing that I'm actually not, right?

I'm LeBron James.

Twitter's fun.

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

If you go to graduate school for massage therapy, do people refer to you as Dr. Masseuse?

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

@briandasurber Larry David will assault Chris Rock on the Today Show

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

"If you elect Donald Trump in November, the first thing he'll do is turn the White House into a Mojo Dojo Casa House!"

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Greta & Margot,

While it can sting to win the box office but not take home the gold, your millions of fans love you. 

You’re both so much more than Kenough.

#HillaryBarbie

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

@ruppelsive CMC is out here singlehandedly slowing the rate of inflation and still won't win MVP

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

Sure, student loan payments start back up, and now all of a sudden...

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

JUST IN: US Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen says the country can 'absolutely' afford another war.

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

@ruppelsive Not the most pressing concern, but I feel like the flag will compromise the effectiveness of the parachute.

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@briandasurber It was right there in the name the whole time. How could we be so blind?

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

The last surviving crew member of the Demeter

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

"Somehow, Scar returned."

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Sean Bailey says the live-action ‘LION KING’ franchise has the potential to expand into “a big, epic saga” like ‘STAR WARS’.

“There’s a lot of room to run if we can find the stories.”

(Source: https://t.co/VoNe539fj0)

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

Oppenheimer? I hardly know 'er!

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

Buying a monogramed wax stamp has been among the most fun parts of wedding planning so far. If you've ever wanted to feel like an impressive feudal lord sealing decrees and parchment and the like, I sure do have the Etsy shop for you:

https://t.co/enAHkm72Zc

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

Beau is Afraid is what would have happened if Punch Drunk Love was way more ambitious and way more out of control and also mostly bad.

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

I'm going to challenge Adam Silver to the duel from John Wick 4. This shit suuuuuuucks.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

ESPN Reporting with @Ramonashelburne: The showdown of MVP frontrunners is off tonight: Sixers are ruling out Joel Embiid (calf) vs. Nikola Jokic and Nuggets. Embiid attempted to work out this morning, but team is taking a precautionary approach given density of recent schedule.

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

Janet van Dyne whenever anybody asks her about the dangers of the Quantum Realm

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Oof magoof

[K.C. Johnson @KCJHoop]

Bulls' 3-point starts from 3 of last 4 games:

Memphis 0-11
Brooklyn 0-10
Tonight vs. Orlando 0-11 (so far; it's halftime)

They are 23-for-115 over their last 14 quarters

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

It seems intentional to put the Jesus commercial immediately after the Ezra Miller commercial.

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

@ruppelsive You're really missing out. A lot of movies these days actually have additional content during - or sometimes even *after* - the credits.

[Bulls Community @bullscommunity]

You know we had to double it ✌️

In honor of DeMar’s one-year anniversary of hitting back-to-back game winners we’re giving away the following for our back-to-back on 12/30 vs DET & 12/31 vs CLE:

- 2 tickets to both games
- Signed DeRozan jersey

RT & Follow for a chance to win!

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

@briandasurber

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

It's our @BMO_US Fan Appreciation Game on Monday (11/21) and we want you there!

RT for a chance to win four 100-level tickets to the game 🙌

[Noah Drewke @noahdrewke]

@mina_bloom_ @BlockClubCHI Sounded like they were coming from right outside our apt, near Diversey/California. There's a dumpster in the street from some construction work being done, figured someone had maybe thrown fireworks in there to make them louder