Noah

Han Solo dies at the hands of his own son.

[Noah @noahhedlund]

Retweeting every subtweet I see

[Noah @noahhedlund]

Did anyone else like it better when Kanye's jaw was wired shut? #carthoughts

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

submit your timesheet

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

i love the flexibility of public accounting - getting to chose which 18 hours of the day you want to work

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

Auditors are here

[Noah @noahhedlund]

@InternetH0F 2+4=6
7+8=15
60+15 =75

[Noah @noahhedlund]

@tatemoyer1 I couldn’t make it, I was chillin with my grandma

[Noah @noahhedlund]

@greg16676935420 In a heartbeat.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

when I put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone lol

[toxic king @toxicking]

It’s almost that “we not together, we just hang out” weather

[Noah @noahhedlund]

Thank You for listening to our demands @SpotifyUSA

[Noah @noahhedlund]

@SpotifyUSA BRING THESE FEATURES BACK

[aamina gabrielle @aaminastenhouse]

ok i’m gunna rampage so u can’t swipe to queue on new spotify (pain) but you also can’t SEARCH IN LIKED SONGS )!?!?!?!

[‏﮼مايكل ‏﮼كامل @Mike_kamel22]

Swipe to add to queue is one of the best features on Spotify

[GatorCPA @TomGatorCPA]

@TheBig4Tweets I only have 13.5 billables so far. I’m afraid if I submit that, my greeting tomorrow will be

[Noah @noahhedlund]

@TomGatorCPA @TheBig4Tweets My condolences to you brother 🫡

[Noah @noahhedlund]

@TheBig4Tweets

[toxic king @toxicking]

Not a single good morning text.. I need new hoes

[Noah @noahhedlund]

@Spotify Please make it so friends can share their top 100 #SpotifyWrapped playlists with each other!!

[trash jones @jzux]

benadryl: oh you’ll go to sleep alright

me: awesome! and then i’ll wake up?

benadryl: in a sense