NoCoiner

NFT lover.
1/1 holder.
@LazyFootballApp believer.

[NoCoiner @nocoiner_nft]

@thequeenofmm hi!

[NoCoiner @nocoiner_nft]

@crypto_demiurg @LazyFootballApp love @LazyFootballApp so much!

[demiurg @demiurgoff]

I’ve been building @LazyFootballApp since early 2022. A real old-school football manager, built with deep mechanics and real strategy. ⚽️

No hype. No ponzi. Just football, thinking, and competition.

I’m starting a short video series to share what we’ve built and what’s next.

[NoCoiner @nocoiner_nft]

@crypto_demiurg @LazyFootballApp @LazyFootballApp is future of web3 and sport.

We don't need hype. We know you build a great product and we like it bro!

[demiurg @demiurgoff]

We’ve been building @LazyFootballApp for more than 3.5 years. And our story is only beginning.

Our niche is beautiful, strong, and full of potential. And we’re not stopping anytime soon.

In July we moved from Unity to React. It was not just an update but a fix of one big mistake we made at the very start. Since then we’ve been finishing our second full season on the new engine and the eighth overall.

During this time, we’ve:

✔️ fixed countless bugs and improved core systems;
✔️ reworked the rewards system to truly reward long-term players;
✔️ added new mechanics, including crafting;
✔️ boosted the player market with new trading logic...

Now we’re optimizing our match engine, polishing the frontend, preparing a blockchain migration, a small rebrand, and NFT players: one of the most awaited features.

Only now, after all this hard work, we’ve started thinking about our first VC round. And that says a lot about my mindset as a founder.

Back in 2021, I built a strong Telegram community: people who believed in me and in the idea. Their early NFT presales funded the project and made all of this possible.

I’ll always be grateful for that!

By 2025, we’ve built a game that:

✔️ can compete with many "old" Web2 football managers;
✔️ generates real revenue;
✔️ has 1K daily active users (record - 2.7K);
✔️ runs on a stable, proven, community-funded model.

@LazyFootballApp has never been about hype. It’s about long-term vision, not ponzi cycles.

We don’t wait for metas and we don’t chase them. Metas used to live for months, then for weeks, now they die in days or even hours. We’re building something meant to last for decades.

And now - it’s time to scale.

I used to stay quiet about our progress. But from now on, I’ll speak loud and clear.

We’re still fully self-funded, with no backers, no loud names, and no huge budgets. Just passion, persistence, and our community.

The next chapter of @LazyFootballApp begins now.

[Lazy Football @LazyFootballApp]

Listen up, Managers!

The top 37 already hit 10K+ Power. Wanna join the elite squad next season? Here are your steps:

- Upgrade Training Center to lvl 20
- Hire Legendary Coach Staff
- Spend gems for training till 4
- Train players daily

Champions aren’t born — they’re trained in Lazy Football 👑

[Lazy Football @LazyFootballApp]

🎉 Lazy Soccer Open Beta — LIVE! 🦥⚽️

🎮 It's finally here! Time to grab your 📱 and dive into the action!

Learn how to start playing right now in the thread 👇

[NoCoiner @nocoiner_nft]

@Lazy_Soccer LFG!

[NoCoiner @nocoiner_nft]

@Lazy_Soccer @EarnAlliance Lazy F'n Go!

[Lazy Football @LazyFootballApp]

🦥 1000 Lazy OG Badges Free Mint in partnership with @EarnAlliance is around the corner!

🗓️ Mark your calendar, and grab your one on April 3rd, 7 AM UTC / 9 AM CET / 3 PM HKT!

[NoCoiner @nocoiner_nft]

@Lazy_Soccer @EarnAlliance LAZY LFG!

[BOBRWIFHAT @bobrwifhat]

🎩 $BOBRWIFHAT found some new friends! Wanna join us?

Stay tuned 👀

https://t.co/5VsFutXb0r

[Lazy Football @LazyFootballApp]

Our team is busy fixing Lazy Soccer bugs, and we’ve got something special to share in the meantime!

Take a glimpse into the game’s world of breeding, rarity upgrades, and NFT box reveals in the latest test build, #84.

Stay tuned!

[NoCoiner @nocoiner_nft]

@Lazy_Soccer Really LOVE it! When release sir?

[NoCoiner @nocoiner_nft]

@crypto_demiurg haha

[demiurg @demiurgoff]

🧵The Danger of Token Integration in Crypto Games.

Are tokens a threat to web3 gaming projects?

Let's discuss it.

[Mak @TheRealMak]

🧵1/ In case you are a fan of NFT and miss the massive airdrop from @blur_io! Don't be afraid, I'll tell you about the future biggest drop in other chains and NFT marketplaces, so you won't miss it!

[NoCoiner @nocoiner_nft]

@astraltoilet @Lazy_Soccer @crypto_demiurg @3XPgg @MatDefies LOL!

[Lazy Football @LazyFootballApp]

1/ Everything about Lazy Soccer.

@Lazy_Soccer is a multi-platform (Android, iOS, WebGL) soccer manager simulator with NFT integration.

You act as a soccer manager: develop infrastructure, train, buy/sell players, ensure their match readiness, and determine the game tactics.

[Lazy Football @LazyFootballApp]

It has been over two months since we last shared any sneak peeks.

It's time to fix that! Introducing the newest sloth of the Lazy Soccer Staff, and let's give him a name.

The three best comments will be selected for the WL.