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Scorpio 🌞 Taurus 🔺Leo 🌘

[noellitas @noellitas]

Pisces are my favorite sign as a Scorpio bc you can show them your darkness and they aren’t scared, instead they delight in it 😂

[noellitas @noellitas]

Why do wedding guest lists just keep growing? Good Lord.

[noellitas @noellitas]

I just want to start shopping for clothes for my boutique, alas, I must wait until I get my business certificate back 🥲

[noellitas @noellitas]

Seth and I are sitting on our porch having coffee and people going door to door take one look at Seth and skip our house 😂 I’ve never been more thankful for his “Go Fuck Yourself” energy

[noellitas @noellitas]

Jealous of any place that has cool enough weather to eat soup rn

[noellitas @noellitas]

The police department got me drunk tonight and boy, there is no faking a field sobriety test 💀

[noellitas @noellitas]

I want a puppy. I feel like the Rule of Odds applies to dogs as well as art.

[noellitas @noellitas]

I was quoted $1800 for day of wedding coordination. Bro, I literally just need help with my event timeline and moving chairs after the reception. 😭

[noellitas @noellitas]

One thing about me is I am HARD of hearing. You gotta speak up and make sure you have my attention if you want a coherent response

[noellitas @noellitas]

@BEO_oTH I like Bowmar’s vegan protein powders.

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

I wasn’t an ipad kid, I was a pink nintendo
DS girl

[noellitas @noellitas]

@deeyonce_ But also Big Red is a top tier 😋

[noellitas @noellitas]

@deeyonce_ It was made by a Texan and was sold almost exclusively in Texas for a long time! Texans love anything Texas 😂

[noellitas @noellitas]

Why do I suddenly look like an adult? I do not feel like an adult…

[Stacey Hauff @stacey_hauff]

The coolest thing about the emergency vet is when you have to decide how much money your pet is worth to you while crying in front of a bunch of strangers.

[Keeks @kchavs_]

KGC