The fact that you can just plug sensors into the VGA port of an old laptop and get data out is crazy to me.
It’s always fun finding GPIO in strange places.
2011: 21-year-old George "geohot" Hotz published the PlayStation 3 root key online (the root key enabled jailbreaking the console). Sony soon sued Hotz. Settling out of court, he agreed to numerous terms, including not reverse engineering Sony products or bypassing controls.
One Python bot made $316K by finding the same loophole thousands of times.
Broken prices appear every few seconds. This bot catches them before anyone else.
I found distinct-baguette buried in a leaderboard. Another crypto bot grinding 15-minute windows. Almost closed the tab.
Then I saw the win rate. 71%. That is low for a profitable bot. Way too low. Something was off.
→ Account: https://t.co/aXo8RcstpI
Turns out I was looking at it wrong.
This bot does not predict anything. Does not care if BTC goes up or down. Does not read charts. Does not time entries. It just watches one thing: prices that do not add up.
Sounds weird until you see the trick.
Polymarket 15-minute windows have two sides. YES and NO. One of them always pays $1. So YES + NO should always equal $1. That is just math.
But when markets move fast, prices slip. YES at 48 cents. NO at 49 cents. Total: 97 cents.
The bot sees this. Buys both sides. Waits. Market closes. One side pays $1. He spent 97 cents. Keeps the 3 cent difference. Does not matter who wins.
The script checks Polymarket every few seconds. BTC. SOL. XRP. Anything with volume. The moment prices slip under 99 cents combined, it fires.
Three cents per trade. Repeat it tens of thousands of times. That is how you get to $316K.
The 71% win rate finally made sense. He is not trying to pick winners. He is locking profit before the bet even resolves. Some trades the spread was not wide enough. Does not matter. The edge is in the volume.
Everyone else bets on outcomes.
This bot bets on broken math.
new Polymarket dev update 👀
> you can now build apps that connect directly to the Polymarket API via @devfun, powered by @PolymarketBuild
i already tested it - made a simple app that explains Polymarket documentation
> early, but looks genuinely promising for builders
Footage claimed to show an attack helicopter, possibly an AH-64 “Apache” with the U.S. Army, striking an unknown location with rockets tonight in Venezuela.
U.S. President Donald J. Trump gave the Pentagon the “green light” to conduct land strikes in Venezuela days before the actual operation occurred, with officials discussing conducting the mission on Christmas Day, but airstrikes in Nigeria against ISIS targets took precedence, according to two U.S. officials who spoke to CBS News.
Jane Street Bots already entered Polymarket xD
While most traders chase narratives, one Polymarket account turned 15-minute crypto prediction windows into a mechanical profit engine.
Trader didn't build a sophisticated arbitrage bot.
He found something simpler, momentum lag on ultra-short timeframes.
Win rate: 99.5% algo accuracy on a long run
The system lives in 15-minute Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, and XRP markets.
It scans every active micro-window on the platform.
And looks for one specific signal: volatility compression into directional breaks.
When crypto moves hard in one direction, these short-window markets lag by 30-90 seconds.
The order books thin out. Prices stick. The market freezes while the asset keeps moving
He watches for 3-5% gaps between where the market should be and where it's priced.
Then it waits. 8-12 minutes on average. The market catches up. Position closes automatically.
Average return per trade: 50-150%
While everyone's watching the 5-second chart, JaneStreetIndia waits for the 15-minute market to break from reality.
Jane Street deleted identity. But not wallet.
I tracked 14,822 trades.
Yet up $324K. Here's why the name "Jane Street" was never a joke.
On 97.7% of markets, he holds Up AND Down positions simultaneously. Delta neutral.
explaining:
Polymarket 15-min crypto bcs MM haven't arrived. Retail is guessing direction. Spreads blow out to 8-15 cents between Up and Down on different time windows.
He enters both legs, not at once, but when combined cost is under $1. Say 48c for Up, 46c for Down = 94c total. Market resolves. One leg pays $1.
Not just arbing static spreads but timing entries around volatility compression.
When BTC consolidates, both outcomes drift toward 50c. He loads up.
When directional move hits, one leg resolves
Average hold time: 8-12 minutes.
23 out of 25 days green. $5K-33K daily.
The rebrand makes sense. "JaneStreetIndia" was too loud. Same wallet. Just quieter now.
account:
https://t.co/zpJIYJr3qX
Someone made a Jeffrey Epstein connection database with 500+ different nodes.
The website allows you to search for official documents that connect affiliates and co-conspirators.
https://t.co/hPx6jET5ZC
Well the secret is out now
I’ve been buying these at garage sales/online for $40-60 for years
People thought I was weird for wanting them lol
Now they’re selling for $250+ used
Bot made $900 -> $208k in 3 months on polymarket
one of the most talked about bots on polymarket right now
farmed $208,521 pure profit in a quarter
focus exclusively on esports
mainly LoL and Dota 2
bot monitors live game
parses stream and official data faster than market reacts
when kill, objective, fight happens
polymarket price hasn't adjusted yet
bot enters, catches mispricing couple cents, exits
front-runs by seconds and farms spread
many now copying or building their own bots
competition growing but LoL/Dota live still has room
this is one of the most profitable bot directions on polymarket right now
his profile: https://t.co/d96yuCyK80
I noticed the @FaZeClan website(s) were taken down so I decided to make one for the community to preserve the FaZe history before anything else is deleted.
https://t.co/YbRFl4jfWu features over 300+ historical members, $21,000,000 in esports tournament achievements, 1800+ YouTube videos and more.
I want to add more data to it so if anyone has suggestions please reach out!
1/ Meet Haby (Havard), a Canadian threat actor who has stolen $2M+ via Coinbase support impersonation social engineering scams in the past year blowing the funds on rare social media usernames, bottle service, & gambling.