Alex

Tel: [phone]

It takes a village to raise an idiot. I am that idiot.

Here I sit, broken-hearted.
Paid a penny, but only contemplated the graffiti.

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

Well, that was jolly good indeed.

Some silly songs, some dreadful one-liners, and some awful puns. I loved it. I'm still giggling at the joke about his background.

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

In Manchester tonight to catch @JonaRippon’s comedy set.

Looking forward to it!

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

In Manchester tonight to catch @JonaRippon’s comedy set.

Looking forward to it!

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

From @WestJet: Bad guys broke into our computer systems. But don't worry! They didn't get your password!

Also from @WestJet, buried deep in the e-mail so they obviously hoped it would be overlooked: Oh, the bad guys totally got your passport or other government ID. Lolz.

Twits.

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

@ceefaux In a crossover tie-in, he teams up with Wesley Snipes in Glade.

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

Hey, @HP, if I’ve deliberately turned off the option for scheduled checks for updates in Support Assistant, stop bloody well pestering me to switch it back on again. I’m perfectly capable of running the thing manually when I want.

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

Hey, @LogitechGUK, your G Hub installer fails because the update check fails. The update check fails because your update CDN is borked. Fancy giving CloudFront a nudge?

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

@TheSimonEvans @JulianDutton1

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

@TheSimonEvans @JulianDutton1 You're welcome. I'm thinking of hitting up ABE for a copy now.

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

@DanEdisonComedy And Madonna's is the Sea King Susan.

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

@godblesstoto @PiningForAFjord Same here. It's not a game, it's meditation.

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

@godblesstoto @MiguelMourato Is that what they used to call "Pick & MX"?

Sorry. I'll get my coat.

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

"Our call centre is now closed. You can check our hours of operation on our website."

Or, you could, y'know, have your telephone robot recite the hours of operation, since I'm already on the phone.

But joined-up thinking is hard, isn't it, @AlaskaAir ?

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

@deathofbuckley We missed you. But our aim will improve.

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

@PeacefulPersona @fesshole A colleague asked me to write a statement endorsing his application for promotion, so I did.

Then, for giggles, I asked ChatGPT "write a statement endorsing a colleague's application for promotion".

ChatGPT spat out pretty much exactly what I did. I wonder if I'm really an AI.

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

@TOMMEAD1987 @Gazarelda @anon_opin We do: 20 fl. oz. It's the Americans who insist on being different.

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

@Gazarelda @anon_opin Half a US pint: 8 fl. oz.

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

@PulpLibrarian Misery

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

@TheSimonEvans Thank you. It was a fabulous evening!

[Alex @nomdecuisine]

Tonight's show was fantastic. Seen the show three times now, and this one was the best so far.

Cannot recommend it enough. Go see it, while the tour is on.

[Christopher C. Leon @Christcleon]

Tonight! A few tickets remain (moved into the big room!)