before coffee

Engineer, feminist. Torah enthusiast. Just waiting for the coffee to kick in.

[before coffee @nomihachen]

well if this isn't the darndest

[Ted Gioia @tedgioia]

A visual demonstration of the power of sound to create order out of chaos.

[before coffee @nomihachen]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[before coffee @nomihachen]

This is how I feel. Grateful for the pending outcome of this election, and grateful for clarity.
Trump didn't win in 2016 because of Russia, because of Hilary, because of X excuse. He won because he genuinely speaks to ALMOST HALF OF the american people.

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

Okay, so now that *at least* 68,809,605 Americans voted for Donald Trump AFTER four years of Donald Trump, can we finally accept the fact that it wasn't Russia or Putin that elected our president?

[before coffee @nomihachen]

Mmhmhm

[Jared Wade @Jared_Wade]

@alyssalavacca https://t.co/fNzdWethcd

[before coffee @nomihachen]

Veep FTW once again
♥️♥️♥️♥️

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

THIS IS LITERALLY AN EPISODE OF VEEP

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

https://t.co/TtWm3i4eaq.

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

One day, Trump's Jewish grandchildren will grow up and find out about the fact that they were used to justify their grandfather's racism and anti-Semitism. #Debates2020

[Rachel Shaw @shawrachelb]

For anyone who doesn’t get what mansplaining is yet... telling Kamala Harris “You’re entitled to your opinion but” when talking about prosecution is quite the example

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

"Bad things happen in Philadelphia"

It's true, you know.

#Debates2020

[before coffee @nomihachen]

@realasysk Is this a Russian account? No Biden supporter would be so rude towards Melania.

[before coffee @nomihachen]

@scovkin @hmanente can i opt into this portion specifically

[before coffee @nomihachen]

where is my intersection of people who love pomplamoose and are obsessed with lucid dreaming

[Pomplamoose @pomplamoose]

We literally wrote this song in our sleep. And we're not using the word literally figuratively. https://t.co/XC85aTWBhP

[before coffee @nomihachen]

ingenuity, determination, strength, and attention to detail. call me in 15 years for either a job or to beat @bodaborg

[kenn @HelloKennedi]

She said she purchased a gate to keep her baby out of the kitchen.

The baby:

[before coffee @nomihachen]

Oh please layer Veep music behind all future interviews with and speeches by @realDonaldTrump Much more palatable if I can pretend that we are just living inside of @VeepHBO

[brendan mcsomething @brendanmc84]

Adding the @VeepHBO credits/music to the @axios / @jonathanvswan Trump interview just makes sense

[before coffee @nomihachen]

I just wrote a review on Hot Mini Brownies (10 pcs) https://t.co/uGYW3g96mN via @yotpo

[before coffee @nomihachen]

@elankiderman So how do the rest of us get in on this pup cam?

[before coffee @nomihachen]

that's my fielddd
https://t.co/3ylKHFEdqq

[before coffee @nomihachen]

8am-- put on shirt.
8:02am-- realized shirt was inside out, turned the right way.
8:26am-- was about to leave the house, but realized shirt [was ugly/ had a [hole/stain]].
8:32am-- forgot coffee in apartment, went back in to get it
8:35am-- pulled out of driveway

yup. yup yup.

[before coffee @nomihachen]

a key component of test engineering is logging everything you do. so... to be good at my job, i need to love journalling the minutia of my life? yup. career choices check out.

[before coffee @nomihachen]

struck over and over by the awesome that is @ShoshanaSays. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE NOW.
https://t.co/fK9xsKQKUS