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Take a look at these hands

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@OdenReads Book isn't that bad

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Even a blind squirrel nuts twice a day.

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@Chief_Montoya Al?

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I'm at the aquatic center with the guy who digs those deep holes in Chinese houses and he's really upset that I keep calling him that

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Patrami hot dog

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Jackin off in thecar

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@dkost___ NMBDSRN

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I AM INTERNATIONALLY WELL-KNOWN AS "Mister SucKk-Yo-Dick" !!!

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I'm the guy who videos those boats coming in and out of the harbor where it's real wavy, and buddy, I'm sorry to say it but your uncle is super dead

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Thomas Clit, PhD.

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Donate the player; hate the game

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Screaming into the void in a very inaccurate and offensive Patois

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Shish kabob shish kabitch

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Truck Driver Salad recipe

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@jeff_braun_ This is a perfect tweet

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I travel across the country quite frequently to take "bitched out" photographs of myself in new and exciting parking garages. The decadence of which you mongrels could never grasp.

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Idk what kinda gypsies you're making deals with, but brother, my cum is free

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I support animal abuse

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They should invent a way for me to text-and-drive while sitting in my living room @NASA @CWPennandTeller

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I'm headlining electric daisy carnival and then I'm kicking the exact fuck out of your ass