Chris

Nonsense is as nonsense does

[• dave ellis • @fullback03]

Welcome back Phil. #MUNWOL

[Chris @nonsense79]

@ChrisCatalyst Cracking weekend! I was only 16 at the time 😂😂

[Chris @nonsense79]

@TheRaymoans Already having enough trouble sleeping due to the heat, now I have excitement to keep me awake as well!

[Chris @nonsense79]

@IL0VEthe80s That the frozen ice on the inside of ice cream tub lids was poisonous

[Chris @nonsense79]

@riccoross1 did you appear in a commercial for tumble dryer sheets where you played a basketball player, or am I just imagining it?

[Chris @nonsense79]

@WednesdayRetro And Man U ‘fans’ think they’ve got it bad...

[nostalgia hub @IL0VEthe80s]

GAME BOY was first released 32 years ago today. Retweet if you had an original Game Boy...

[SWFC Supporters Club 💙 @swfcsc]

We understand tonight that Sheffield Wednesday are NOT one of the 5 confirmed English teams involved in talks for a breakaway Super League #swfc

[Chris @nonsense79]

@TheRaymoans @Dysgu_Cymraeg @JoeAMaddox This would explain my current poor posture #curvatureofthespine

[Joe Crann @YesWeCrann]

#SWFC are the only club in the top five divisions of English football who are yet to win a single point after falling behind in a game this season…

The only one of 114 teams.

[Raymoans @TheRaymoans]

We're still seriously talking about getting the band back together! #Moans2021 @joeamaddox @Dysgu_Cymraeg @nonsense79

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

What’s the difference between a baby and a Liverpool supporter? 🤷‍♂️

The baby will stop whining and stinking of piss eventually.

[Chris @nonsense79]

Have I really got the time to be back on here? #1stworldproblems

[Chris @nonsense79]

@CadburyUK Why do you have the re-sealable stickers on your bars? I don’t know anyone who ‘saves a bit for a second go’

[Chris @nonsense79]

@GazCoombes I shall be picking it up today 👍🏻

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

this is the best day of my life

[Chris @nonsense79]

@JoeAMaddox @thisislucy Drew

[Harry Kane Claims @HarryKaneClaims]

Christian Eriksen is painting his bedroom in our away kit colours.

I said I'll be there tomorrow to apply the finishing touches.

[JOE @JOE_co_uk]

John Cena vs the blinking guy gif

[Tears of a Clown @Modmuffin]

Want to feel old?
Here's Kevin McCallister today..