noodle🍜🍜

cat laugh

[noodle🍜🍜 @noodllllle]

sorry if that was mean it was supposed to be

[Michael J. Stern @MichaelJStern1]

CNN has a story titled “where the Harris campaign went wrong.”

Nope, I won’t read it.

Harris ran a great campaign.

The story should be titled ��where the American people went wrong.”

[sally darr @sallydarr]

libbed out so hard I forgot that men at their very core hate women

[Sｐｏｏｎ @jimmy_rickets]

@TurmShrub @Shake1n1bake Rogan is what happens if you take pre-workout and go through a museum without reading anything.

[*screams into the void* @alexcollyard]

had to tell my mom i wasn’t coming home for xmas 😔

[noodle🍜🍜 @noodllllle]

In need of permission to give up

[abby govindan @abbygov]

the sexual tension between me and falling in love with literally every man who is nice to me for more than 2 minutes

[ℜ𝔢𝔶 @reyydrew]

my toxic trait is being productive for 20mins then giving myself a 2 hour break

[abby govindan @abbygov]

I need you guys to stop pretending like you wouldn’t also have sex with Pete Davidson given the chance

[fatima⁷ @fatimasvogue]

self undiagnosing. I'm fine

[noodle🍜🍜 @noodllllle]

I miss @heiseelizabeth1

[Ntuthuko Msimang @ntux_SA]

Mark Zuckerberg right now:

[GL @gldivittorio]

Inside you there are two wolves

[noodle🍜🍜 @noodllllle]

Sign me up pls pls pls

[CNN @CNN]

A finance company will pay an individual $1,300 to watch 13 scary movies in October while monitoring their heart rate using Fitbit https://t.co/8TD9Wh829z

[noodle🍜🍜 @noodllllle]

Ur obv not taking enough medicine

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

dream blunt rotation

[noodle🍜🍜 @noodllllle]

@sackup773 only the essentials