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[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

The first advice I gave my daughter, when she started working, was to delete the first and last lines of her emails. "Why?" "Because the first and last lines are where you apologise for sending the email. No emails I get from men start or end like that."

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being a Brit: Making a big fuss over little things and as little fuss as possible over big things.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

In a field of 17 candidates, I came 8th. And for the second time in three years, I beat UKIP and Piers Corbyn in a democratic election. If that’s not a sign of hope, nothing is.

[Saloni @nooripops]

@ChrisHunneysett Extending it?

[MC Grammar @MrMCGrammar]

100k! 🎉 Thanks for all of the retweets, likes and kind comments. Big love to all of you! 🤩💙 Stay tuned for book rap 2 coming very soon… #LoveBooks #readingforpleasure

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Sacked, resigned, survived,
Sacked, resigned, lied.

[Saloni @nooripops]

@Sathnam @PuffinBooks Please take it as a compliment that my father covers all my most precious books in brown paper to protect them. My library shelf is brown!

[Saloni @nooripops]

@Sathnam @PuffinBooks That's great but you do realise that as soon as we buy it the grandparents will automatically do this (as has happened to my copy of Empireland.)

[Saloni @nooripops]

@bogeyno2 Yes.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

Live your life so that

when the book is written about it

Florida and Texas will ban it

[Saloni @nooripops]

@thenitinsawhney The inauthenticity of everything he says is painful.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

“Bullying inquiry sets a precedent for bullies to be held to account,” complains bully.

The man can’t even resign in disgrace properly.

[Gareth Waugh @GarethWaugh]

UK is always like "We should protest like the french! Set the country on fire!"

One guy jumps on a snooker table "good heavens that's a bit much"

[Craig Larman @lesscraiglarman]

acronym! GLAD Generative-ai & LLM Assisted Development. in #lessworks forecast GLAD disruptive & drive down single-specialist market & drive up multi-skilled learning & adapting jobs. eg full-stack prod devs prob solving with cust, analysis, design, code2deploy. am GLAD

[Saloni @nooripops]

@russell_kane I think you should credit @ColeyTangerina , I think they wrote this?

[This Morning @thismorning]

Do you know how to check your breasts properly?

@Sara_Kayat shows you the simple way to check your breasts for signs of breast cancer. #ThisMorning

[Saloni @nooripops]

@greg_jenner Thank you so much! We have a delighted 10 year old Imili here! Good night!

[Saloni @nooripops]

@greg_jenner my daughter needs a fun fact about you for her talk tomorrow! You are her choice for most inspirational man!

[Saloni @nooripops]

@Luxor1999 @MichaelRosenYes Innit