Nora Lamarti

Non-profit advocate, traveler, pet lover, junk food eating vegetarian and a notorious tv remote stealer.

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I’ve been having the most codependent relationship with insomnia the past three nights. It’s like, back off, you’re so totally obsessed with me…

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It would be a difficult choice because there are so many options but if you made me pick my one top trait it would be my humility and ability to count.

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Picked up my standard street art that I’ll forget to frame when I fly back home to NY #Brussels 🖌️

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By far, my favorite birthday sloppy kisses 💝

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@TedInJest Same with Wendy Williams apparently.

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@FurzeyRetriever Dammit it Furzey, we’ll never win the Amazing Race with these types of mistakes!

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@kwoade What they do behind doors is none of my business..

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Whenever I feel alone, I can always count on insomnia to be by my side.

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@WarrenWhitlock @OfficialMrDude What’s up, guys? I was literally thinking the same thing, trust me.

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@jimfarrell Awwww

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My dog wants me to see a human trainer for separation anxiety.

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Have I been a topless dancing motorcycle momma all this time without realizing it? 🤔💬 #80s

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@FurzeyRetriever How embarrassing. You noticed?

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This is how I look standing in the body scanner at airport security in socks trying to be casual.

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@FurzeyRetriever Don’t forget ripped toys, peeing on the wood floors and eating remotes.

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This floor was deep cleaned an hour ago. That’s it, I’m running away from home. The dogs are the real owners anyway.

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You know you speak cat fluently when they meow to you and your response is, ‘yes, I know! I know!’ #Caturday

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@FurzeyRetriever Duh

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I’ve never read anything more true.

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@gingerbeer I bow to the master of dad jokes 🙇‍♀️

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Meet Pebbles, soon to be named STELLA!!! I’d like to properly introduce the reason for my sudden onset of looking like hell.

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@gannotti Yum

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@gannotti I hope you have white furniture. Next best is 17 throw blankets.

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@UnseeingEyes Do people really say that a lot? I’m with you. There’s a book called ‘Look Who’s Back’ about Hitler waking up in the 21st century, basically not realizing that he lost the war and finding everything blasphemous.