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What a time to be alive!

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@BrandonPerna Make it a 7 game series and get those quarters down to 5 minutes

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@MarcoSweeten @BleacherReport 🤡

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@PFF_Sam Wrong

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@TaylorLewan77 Classic newbie firearm mistake. You're supposed to put the gun barrel directly against your dick. Pew pew.

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@Darth_Trethon @DrTrthSpeaker @no1atall___ @NFL_DovKleiman But you don't understand, they like him as a football player so it's okay that he stole money from kids actually

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@AlexanderZuke @Connor_Grott @NFL_DovKleiman Counterpoint, yeah he is

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@TexasFBA4Ever @NFL_DovKleiman As a rich person, Favre won't be charged for criminal conspiracy... because he is a rich person. Similarly, Russ won't be charged with tax evasion or fraud because what he did is technically legal... because it's what rich people do.

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@prime_roy3 @coldassshonky @DomClare @NFL_DovKleiman Oh man, I guess the tax evasion and embezzling are okay since someone wrote him a thank you note

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@Grapesoda5000 @DomClare @coldassshonky @NFL_DovKleiman You're apparently not supposed to look at that according to the stans in the chat, but Russ pocketed it by putting himself and his family on the board. It is a classic rich guy move for both skimming and tax dodging purposes.

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@DomClare @coldassshonky @NFL_DovKleiman Russ, Ciara, Russ's brother, and his money manager are all on the board receiving salary. This is a classic way to both launder money for tax avoidance purposes and pay yourself through misrepresentation.

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@DomClare @NFL_DovKleiman Paying salary to family members like Russ is doing is how you pocket the money. So yes, he is in fact "just pocketing the money."

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@JoePompliano @NFL_DovKleiman He's very clearly not "a good dude." He steals money from kids, my man.

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@UrinatingTree I mean, they won't have a QB for half the season (at least) and once they do there is a 99.9% chance that he is getting hurt, so 6-11 is definitely possible

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@JTGorski1 @XJimboJxx @nflrums They were 29th in yards per play last season

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@nflrums Arizona was 29th in yards per play and 32nd in yards per pass this year, so congrats to the Texans!

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@PFF_Steve The obvious answer after the worst bit of tv the NFL has ever produced

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@UrinatingTree They have no QB, you goof. What are you talking about?

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@BrandonPerna To be fair, they haven't had a QB at all for the entirety of the second half

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@UrinatingTree Going to be hilarious when the Eagles get Hurts injured playing completely pointless minutes

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@PFF_Steve Cost them the game