jean smart super soldier

[jean smart super soldier @normalandgood]

listen if you can't trust a sweaty, visibly ill tiktok man in a parking lot or a tent of some kind for john mulaney/olivia munn gossip who can you trust

[jean smart super soldier @normalandgood]

beer is the wine-killer

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

No. The chicken is too hot.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

The press was so desperate like, “Sir. Sir! You must hate this man. He said you’re a piece of shit!”

“He did? Well, I am a piece of shit! I respect a man knows what he sees! Great guy!”

[jean smart super soldier @normalandgood]

this run of october posts...cozy, validating... I feel comforted and affirmed by this man, his socks and honest hairstyles

[jean smart super soldier @normalandgood]

@pants little scrappy doo ass

[jean smart super soldier @normalandgood]

@pants rockin those pilgrim kicks

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

It’s Not Just For Show: Tootsie Roll Just Revealed That The Tootsie Pop Owl Wears A Graduation Cap Because He Has A B.A. In Hotel Management From Rice University https://t.co/GxPGxHDARi

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

Ooohhhh. I always wondered what people meant by that

[wint @dril]

ISSUE: is the road runner wile e coyote's son
FOR: thhey, seem to respect each other, on some level
AGAINST: one of them is a dog

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Hunter Biden, no! Pornography warps your perception of romance and desire!

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

“My son won’t speak to me… he’s too woke”

[jean smart super soldier @normalandgood]

top 0.1% remi wolf listeners under 35

[wint @dril]

its that time of year i say "Hlaloween? Everyday is halloween, in our life. We all wear a mask" and get 300 death threats for being Truthful

[jean smart super soldier @normalandgood]

@chiliconcarrot @RotatingSandos @DocHammertime TY!!

[SLUG @generalslug]

vividly remember being shown this and having to smile at my friend and pretend i thought it was so awesomesauce

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

opened a pop tart and there was 3 in there. Started to celebrate but then remembered how bad everything is. Now I’m just sort of driving around

[jean smart super soldier @normalandgood]

anyone have bluesky invite?