normalgoo

ask me about my opinion on the flavour of denim. im an expert.

[normalgoo @normalgoo]

okay i dont really know what to post on here lol, Hi everyone ! 👋

[normalgoo @normalgoo]

nightcrawler but instead of filming the crime scenes he rushes to tell the surviving victims that playing tetris can reduce the long term psychological effects of traumatic events

[normalgoo @normalgoo]

no im not "jacking off" in this H&M, im massaging my glans as a self soothing method for my anxiety disorder mf hoe

[Kipling @sergeantkipling]

They should just make a car that go. I don’t need seat warmers. I don’t need a fancy stereo. I certainly don’t need the tube they make you breathe into just to start the damn fucking thing

[normalgoo @normalgoo]

the experience od learning that your crush has already been talking to someone for months is universal across both twitter and mighsxhool. and it feels just as bad each time

[normalgoo @normalgoo]

neurotypicim will view you as a freak for staying home and numbing yourself with substances on Halloween rather than going thru the humiliation rutiual of attending a club one ur ones . people live such different lives, its beautiful honestly

[normalgoo @normalgoo]

get drunk and watch that horses video essay on abu ghraib, white boy

[normalgoo @normalgoo]

im celebrating halloween the way it was originally celebrated by drinking and taking sleeping pills alone in your room. all these costumes and pumpkins are because of woke

[normalgoo @normalgoo]

lemme drive the boat.

[normalgoo @normalgoo]

@moongremlln yeaa they arent quite as firm and way smaller, L Chews

[normalgoo @normalgoo]

I just need a dilaudid and a bionicle bohrok rubber mask piece to chew on and potentially swallow

[normalgoo @normalgoo]

@moongremlln I think they were the same kind of rubber tbh, I need it so bad

[normalgoo @normalgoo]

@rainbowveg top tier mouth feel, same with the piraka spines. old bionicle had so much sauce i miss them so bad

[Jonathan "JoJo" Joestar @JoJoLuvsHamon]

Saw a child dressed in vampire attire and covered with blood. I had to end him swiftly. Very unfortunate.

[normalgoo @normalgoo]

locking myself in the basement at a house party and strip-mining for diamonds

[Rainbow Veggies @rainbowveg]

suck my fat fucking the suck my fat fucking man for sucking the fat fucking my man 😂🤝

[normalgoo @normalgoo]

for Halloween im dressing up as your hihhschool boyfriend who would get drunk and put holes in the drywall of his grandma's house where he stayed

[Rainbow Veggies @rainbowveg]

everytime my computer prompts me with "y/n" it's like man i don't think you should be saying that

[𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓪𝓰𝓸 @gian_cjs]

extraño estar de novio y hacer todas esas cosas románticas como apagarle su brillo, arruinarle la vida, hacerla llorar el día de su cumpleaños, alejarla de sus amigos, manipularla, mentirle, ocultarle cosas y nada cosas así

[Leslie Davidson @BigLez67]

can’t be arsed with trick or treaters this year so just sprayed this on side of the house

[normalgoo @normalgoo]

also any joaquin phoenix jokers are KOS

[normalgoo @normalgoo]

they sayin if u see a white girl dressed as the lorax in the club tn ur legally allowed to trip her over 👀