Nosa J. Live

I make 30 minute brownies in twenty, some people call me a space cowboy, some call me the murderer of love.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“Your hat says ‘Trump was wrong about everything’ — it should say YOU are wrong about everything.”

“That’s adorable. Burn! Pam Bondi wrote that for you?”

[Nosa J. Live @nosajlive]

Hmmm, a civil war between monkeys, I’m really rooting for both sides in this one

[Nosa J. Live @nosajlive]

@DaveSmith6977 @bruce_barrett So, act of god?

[Nosa J. Live @nosajlive]

Lost me at monkeys

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

@PaulRudnickNY "My monologue is from Inherit the Wind. It's about monkeys. People love monkeys."

[Nosa J. Live @nosajlive]

It breaks my heart reading about how some professional corn holers are bringing shame on this noble sport

[Nosa J. Live @nosajlive]

@cselley Only way to keep the cost stable is to eliminate the free condiments

[Nosa J. Live @nosajlive]

I want the gold https://t.co/nwURCEBoxk

[Dr Gaurav Garg @DrGauravGarg4]

One of the most beautiful lines I have read

“Half the World are Women. The other half are their children”

- Efu Nyaki

#InternationalWomensDay

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

This may seem like common sense, but you’d be surprised how many ruthless terrorist organizations get it wrong — if you die, you can’t rule the world.

[Nosa J. Live @nosajlive]

@TomPark1n @acoyne It takes a passport to cross the border, be a shame if that were revoked

[Nosa J. Live @nosajlive]

OK, but how flimsy is this bank? Taken out by a Corolla

[Scott Bruyere @Scootch1]

How fuckin stupid is that?

[Matthew Johnson @McJohnson922]

Sinatra would've kicked your ass, you bald bitch.

[Nosa J. Live @nosajlive]

@BobGolen @Scootch1 This is why I’m still on this hellsite, great line, thanks Bob

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

[Nosa J. Live @nosajlive]

@ctvottawa I am still pissed at Loblaws over their bread shenanigans, so not buying US goods is super easy as I refuse to shop at Loblaws too

[Nosa J. Live @nosajlive]

@RealDianeYap This is an EDC item for me now #prepordie

[Nosa J. Live @nosajlive]

@Scootch1 @TheDeniseFlores Those last three innings went by in a heartbeat

[Mark Marissen @marissenmark]

Anyone interested in this “ostrich farm crisis” should read this thread for more context.

It’s no wonder that even Pierre Poilievre has been wary to take on this cause.

[Nosa J. Live @nosajlive]

Smart move, hope it pays off

[Le Gruppetto @LeGruppetto]

Julian Alaphilippe s'est retrouvé dans un groupe de contre sur le GP de Québec, mais le Français ne collabore pas. Nils Politt, Laurence Pithie, Xandro Meurisse et Bastien Tronchon sont avec lui depuis près de 20km.

La Visma roule à plus de 50km. #GPCQM

[Nosa J. Live @nosajlive]

@Scootch1 You’ll always be “Max Power” to me