Tiger

21 y/o lesbian she/her/hers

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Another person gets done in by the unofficial "no cussing" policy for Minion Memes...

[Tiger @nosalamander]

i just watched Know Your Name for the first time and I cried lol

[Tiger @nosalamander]

mary lambert makes me feel so gay

[The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 @blade_funner]

Brit: You don't say queue in America, do you?

Me: *condescendingly* We say all of the letters here.

[Tiger @nosalamander]

@digital_bog fuck u

[MelissaJPeltier @MelissaJPeltier]

Sometimes Breaking News comes at exactly the perfect moment:

[Kevin Guilfoile @kevinguilfoile]

Sometimes it's a horrible mistake to let ten-year-olds name their own baseball team. Then again, sometimes they crush it.

[The Muppets @TheMuppets]

If you can’t stand the heat, don’t hot tub in a pressure cooker.

[Liam Allen-Miller @LiamAllenMiller]

@MattMcMuscles reposting my friend's shin godzilla airplane experience because it never gets bad

[Tiger @nosalamander]

@digital_bog no bad

[Tiger @nosalamander]

People inviting themselves over is not cool. My roommate knowin someone is coming over and not telling me is not cool. We only have one room

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!"
Me: exactly
Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days"
Me: this

[Tiger @nosalamander]

Also Jesus interacted with a lot of people out side of his faith and/or ethnic group (i.e. woman at the the well, Saul/Paul, etc) https://t.co/bhmgCdO5Zy

[🗣 not a girl @gendergremlin]

Jesus was a black, radical, non-English speaking Jewish man who cared about poor people. Also, Christianity didn't exist yet, Erick https://t.co/NvcbAUeuio