Tequílon Musk

Success in silence.

[joyful critter @masochistmartyr]

so was spongebob :)

[Mel Redgrave: FOLLOW @WOLFHELVETICA (She/Her)🔞 @MelxRedgrave]

It is what it is.

[Clavicular @clavicular]

I bet this took a while to type since you have sausage fingers fattie. Didnt read a word.

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

it’s elon mosque now

[isa @alwaysgnnafeel]

bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Name @jubilescent]

claude is now claudia

[leon akgae @sileonthill]

where we dropping

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

Greg Abbott, where he going Chuck?

[ViceMostWanted @ViceMostWanted]

Blue tsunami and GTA 6 is 15 days away things are looking up

[Rob Flaherty @Rob_Flaherty]

We go live to Silicon Valley

[LilMoonLambo @LilMoonLambo]

Every data center in America is getting converted into a Somalian daycare tomorrow

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

WE TURNING THAT BALL ROOM INTO A MOSQUE

[brandon* @brndxix]

i want pat mcafee fired by midnight @espn

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Texas really turned blue before the Cowboys could make the Super Bowl again that’s so wild

[Bruno Maçães @MacaesBruno]

Netanyahu says Texas is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[tylertexas @TylerTexas19]

HAND GINA A GATORADE NIGGA @GregAbbott_TX

[liz the damn season 🍂 @lizaboth]

If you’re in line for your free gender reassignment surgery at the elementary school STAY IN LINE

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Been offering elderly people from Republican districts rides to the polls and dropping them off in miscellaneous parking lots dozens of miles away

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

A second tree has landed on Greg Abbott

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

Pronouns in email signatures by 10am tomorrow