Joe Jakobowskyicz

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

Remember do not throw out your solar eclipse glasses. They can also be used to safety watch nuclear war. #SolarEclipse2017

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

@noah_grimmer @drewbrees @ScottHanson You are not fooling anyone, not a Texans fan

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Name for hamburger by US county

[Lei Takanashi @Lei_Takanashi]

Discovered a book today I never knew I needed.

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Can’t believe milk is stored in the titties. What a crazy place for milk to hide

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

Anyone know if this looks done? Its been in for 45 minutes

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

@ccarlson137 I do what I must. The people need to know

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

Just found out where milk comes from.... wild

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

@suryathefifth Hmm now I’m confused again. Still wild though

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

I’d be down for one of those cheese sandwiches they gave you if you didn’t have lunch money rn

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

@Jenjaviopi I wish dude me and homies got separate tubes now 6ft apart at all times and all costs

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

Just cracked open a new tube of toothpaste, nothing can stop me today

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

@doonsausy Then die you must

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

Fuck the Oxford comma... it’s pointless, stupid, and has been wasting ink for centuries

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

The mitochondria is NOT the powerhouse of the cell confirmed

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

Anyone else notice that people say smoke a cig now to avoid their brain from registering and thinking about how bad it is. Like smoke a cig is fine, but smoke a cigarette hits in a completely different way

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

@Jenjaviopi Don’t knock it till you try it bro it was delicious

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

Lunch time

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

Just slipped on the penguin jammies gonna be a wild night

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

Normalize playing twister with the homies

[Joe Jakobowskyicz @not_lil_b]

What would be useful to remember from Spanish class: how to ask for directions or order food

What I remember from Spanish Class: No tengo pantalones. Mis pantalones estan en la biblioteca.