NOT Massimo

Massimo is NOT my name.... but blooming onion IS my game! Chief Architect of Italian Native Apps.

[NOT Massimo @not_massimo]

@GertnerInc @mreferre @jjhollywood ...and from an Italian, no less!

[NOT Massimo @not_massimo]

@mreferre okay..... now I'm offended.

[NOT Massimo @not_massimo]

Unbelievable..... @mreferre #not_starbux.

[NOT Massimo @not_massimo]

@cloudcanuck @mreferre Truer words have never been spoken.

[NOT Massimo @not_massimo]

@bmkatz @mreferre @FestaAtDell It's day 3... soon I'll be coming in at the crack of 10 and leaving in the wee hours of the early afternoon

[NOT Massimo @not_massimo]

Favorite part of my new job? "Cloud Native Naps" every day from 1-3:30PM! #ThanksKit @mreferre

[NOT Massimo @not_massimo]

Already learned something new on my first day! A "Cloud Native App" does not actually have to run on a cloud. #TheMoreYouKnow

[NOT Massimo @not_massimo]

@lamw @scott_lowe @fakekitcolbert PLEASE NOTE: @mreferre is actually a fake @not_massimo account!

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

And by interview, he means make me a martini. Not everyone is cut out for CNA. https://t.co/AYaTXknqSH

[NOT Massimo @not_massimo]

@fakekitcolbert @cloudnativeapps @theseanodell EL KIT!!! Grazie per avermi permesso di parte della vostra squadra ... tu sei il mio eroe!

[NOT Massimo @not_massimo]

@theseanodell @cloudnativeapps @fakekitcolbert Si..... and one of those cute little sweater-vest-thingies

[NOT Massimo @not_massimo]

@cloudnativeapps @theseanodell FACT: I had to interview with @fakekitcolbert to get my new gig in CNA!

[NOT Massimo @not_massimo]

@scott_lowe @fakekitcolbert agreed..... I considered it an honor when I saw @mreferre create an account in honor of me.

[NOT Massimo @not_massimo]

@h0bbel @Joey_vm_Ware @mreferre patience, gentlemen... Rome was not built in a day (I would know).

[NOT Massimo @not_massimo]

@cloudnativeapps @mreferre Thanks so much for having me, VMware. Very much looking forward to Dockerizing my first COBOL app!