Jury Proscuitto

Leave the gun, take the cannoli

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

Remembering a simpler time where Corona was just a beer and Tik Tok was just another Ke$ha song

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

@OBeardOO @JasonShitlock @SharpFootball Dude ur such a faggot parrot

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

@austinabbott Shaheed or Tre Tucker?

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

In the year 2025, one still must physically enter the premises of LA fitness to cancel a membership. What a world

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

I don’t get the fuss, I think HotD has done an incredible job with though 2 seasons building this story. Finale was very good

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

@PublicStorage Your employees clarified it already. Insane to make someone pay for a month of storage when my stuff was in there for 12 hours on Aug 1st. You guys can prorate on move-in why can’t you pro-rate on move out? do you like stealing hard earned money from your customers?

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

@PublicStorage what’s with your policy that you have to pay for an entire month of storage if you remove your stuff on the 1st of the month?

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

I can’t look at these movies the same knowing Will Smith is a cuck, Mike Lowry would never

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

First poster for ‘BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE’

In theaters on June 7.

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

@ZerKnowsBest Why are you, as a man, tweeting about another man (possibly not a man)’s fashion choices?

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

He had the chance to do the funniest thing ever and botched completely.

[Pat Leonard @PLeonardNYDN]

Giants QB Tommy DeVito’s favorite food, 3 dinner guests and favorite movies are everything you’d hope they would be 🍝💵. Also, check out the original artwork! #NewJerseysFinest

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

@ZerKnowsBest Rare Traw sighting

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

@DynastyDadFF how many taxi spots should an 8 team dynasty league use?

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

@DynastyDadFF best format for 8man full point PPR dynasty league? I suggested 2QB 2RB 3WR 1TE 2FLX 1K 1DEF but league still deciding. Would love your input

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

@TheDrunkJetsFan Bite your tongue.

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

@rpd201 The Dr. Fauci of PT

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

Oh we quote tweetin’ now?

[Dr. B @ZerKnowsBest]

To drink Diet Coke whenever possible

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

@ZerKnowsBest Damn 😯 what are they teaching you in these medical schools

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

@TheDrunkJetsFan You should see what I deal with every day

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

@ZerKnowsBest Why do you eat/drink so much artificially sweetened garbage

[Jury Proscuitto @not_matt_s]

I’ve discussed with my team internally the possibility of landing Margot Robbie

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Lakers have internally discussed the possibility of landing Trae Young or Damian Lillard, per @jovanbuha