neha (#1 dear reader stan)

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[neha (#1 dear reader stan) @not_nehari]

being a girl is just: i can never be a mother/ if i was a mother i'd do better/ u never taught me to love myself so i learnt how to hate myself instead/ i can never have a daughter because what if i teach her to hate herself/ what if my empathy swallows me whole & im there for-

[caad @perpetuallycad]

friend of mine watched the odyssey and said that it had so many percy jackson references

[neha (#1 dear reader stan) @not_nehari]

i love how he jumps on here to start random beef w random accounts for no reason

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@anon_opin Yeah but I bet you can’t sing em like a biblical irie celestial Rasta though can ya

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

only reading tweets about the odyssey instead of seeing it to preserve the time honored practice of oral tradition

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[Nadzeya @foulestench]

in sea of monsters, percy jackson completes the quests of the entire odyssey in like a week which took odysseus 20 years
i know my goat

[Genuinely Pathetic™ @fvguima]

actually, NO cinemas on Earth could show what Nolan actually filmed; the gaze of the creator is His alone. as aptly noted by Lacan in his 1964 seminars, the

[neha (#1 dear reader stan) @not_nehari]

out here living my best life

[neha (#1 dear reader stan) @not_nehari]

ikiiky quickly turning into one of taylor's catchiest songs of all time

[S @h_sweb]

Made a dress out of fresh flowers - doesn’t get more whimsical than this

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

George Orwell worried that a shrinking vocabulary would eventually produce a shrinking range of thought.

It is difficult to think a nuanced thought with a blunt language.

[drew @drewgirlevil]

notice how real self-esteem manifests as seeing the girl’s bathroom as a place of bonding?

[Maryam J @maryammjamali]

The women from my village wanted to let everyone know that they are open for commissions for rillies (whether you want it as a blanket or a jacket, they can make it happen). Every order helps them become more financially independent. Please share & reach out for more info!

[₥ @porkbub]

we gotta stop saying situationship like mama lets research. tryst. affair. dalliance. not fling tho. rendezvous. tête-à-tête. the last hole you played at the putt-putt

[neha (#1 dear reader stan) @not_nehari]

why is every episode of veep post season 4 just a deeper study into why selina meyer is the worst person on the planet

[neha (#1 dear reader stan) @not_nehari]

there is something extremely wrong with me because why was this video on mute and i still knew what song it was just from her facial expressions in the first three seconds...

[Erin ✨ @erinluckyone]

for those who get it…..

[neha (#1 dear reader stan) @not_nehari]

do u ever hear an album and suddenly get hit with how distinctly it encapsulates the artist's persona. like this is their voice. anyways troye sivan can take as long as he wants for each album if stgeo is how they will always sound

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

Periodic reminder that I’m entirely self-funded. If you’d like to support my independent journalism from the West Bank—which, at the moment, has left me pretty banged up—I’m currently offering 20% off subscriptions to my reporting. You can redeem it at the link in the next tweet.

[neha (#1 dear reader stan) @not_nehari]

i dont think i was this emotional when my actual older sister got married

[rosie ☁️ @tayvseal]

parasocial isn’t a strong enough word for what I’m feeling rn like that girl fr raised me through every milestone, first loves, heartbreaks, grief, joy, and every emotion under the sun so idrgaf about being corny or cringe cause that’s my big sister getting married today

[neha (#1 dear reader stan) @not_nehari]

listening to the joe coscarelli ranking of ts albums and 1989 is bottom 3 i just threw up