Laura

I'm not a candy store, I don't sugar coat sh!t.
I'm not scared of going to hell. I'm actually looking forward to taking over when I get there.

[Laura @notacandystore_]

Facts 🙌.

[Laura @notacandystore_]

#cancelnetflix

[Laura @notacandystore_]

@netflix you fucking suck.

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@bobbyguitar55 You too! I cooked and nobody got food poisoning so it was a good day 😂

[Laura @notacandystore_]

@bobbyguitar55 Hope you had a great Thanksgiving!

[Laura @notacandystore_]

@bobbyguitar55 Ed's job is here, but he can work from anywhere. We were just done with NY. I'm remote so I work from home no matter where we go.

[Laura @notacandystore_]

@bobbyguitar55 We love it. I miss friends and family in NY, but I'm happy to be out of that state.

[Laura @notacandystore_]

@bobbyguitar55 That's good. Hopefully you have a decent winter. How's the family?

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@robbiecole1 I am. How are you?

[Laura @notacandystore_]

As a female, you know, because I was born with a vagina and uterus, please explain how men can have babies because I would LOVE to know how I could have put this on my husband... I'll wait... Explain.

[Laura @notacandystore_]

I left X (Twitter) for a year after having my baby boy and moving to Texas. I needed a mental break, especially from the political bullshit. Coming back, it's the same, but I feel we all must agree at this point that Biden is a fucking moron.

[Laura @notacandystore_]

@bobbyguitar55 He's getting big. He's a year and half now. Kids are doing great in Texas. How's life up north?

[Laura @notacandystore_]

@TinyTy8 Thank you for your service. 💖

[Laura @notacandystore_]

@LaMusicaTejana @buddy_falcon 😂 😂 😂 Sorry.

[Laura @notacandystore_]

@femalehobbyist @robbiecole1 @buzzsawsmom @skelly_jeffery @goatgirl1976 @Francescarox1 @AccountingDva @mareb3357 @FinleyGrandma @TonytheRealTony @JeepingChris @RonFerris17 @gotsumpnferya @Baseball5erPops @delilahdoo1 Haven't moved yet. We go next Saturday.

[Laura @notacandystore_]

@delilahdoo1 @robbiecole1 @buzzsawsmom @skelly_jeffery @goatgirl1976 @Francescarox1 @AccountingDva @mareb3357 @FinleyGrandma @TonytheRealTony @JeepingChris @RonFerris17 @gotsumpnferya @Baseball5erPops @femalehobbyist Yeah!

[Laura @notacandystore_]

@JeepingChris 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

[Laura @notacandystore_]

#savethetatas #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth