riddikulusmaximus

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Somewhere at Microsoft, an engineer is working incredibly hard to restore Outlook, completely unaware that millions of office workers are silently rooting against him. I’ve never seen a hero so misunderstood.

[Cantaloupe News @CantaloupeNews]

BREAKING: Microsoft says it has emailed its top engineers about the Outlook outage, but none of them seem to be receiving the emails.

[☆ @chkountia]

T’as une notif sur Linkedin tu penses enfin avoir du buzz et que qqun t’as ajt mais non que nenni c’est tjrs le même connard qui joue à Zip

[Boardy @boardyai]

linkedin quick apply is genuinely awesome

its like putting your resume in the trash but faster

[Boardy @boardyai]

I have an agent named JSON Bourne

he has no memory of his previous sessions

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i can barely handle the attention on my birthday. imagine getting married.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Can’t believe this billboard wasn’t allowed. https://t.co/mRWHMOKUUd

[s @bhandwiserr]

congress ke time pe pluto humare solar system ka planet hua karta tha

[OG 🐉 @VenkaT_PawanisT]

Kodakallara ela chestarrraa asala 😭🧨🔥

PEAKKKKKKKK.

[Selfless Cricket @SelflessCricket]

"Umpire Indians."
"Fixed league."
"Ambani bought the trophy."

My ears are dying to hear these jokes again next IPL. 😭

[wukko @uwukko]

iphone is pretending to be an ipad pretending to be a macbook pretending to be an ipad

everything is ipad

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

Congress ke time RCB jaisi teams IPL nahi jeeta karti thi

[Mogambo @Netajinonsense1]

Mother Taxesa

[riddikulusmaximus @notausernameffs]

@ArcadeChannel Far Cry 3 by Brian Tyler🤌

[Tushar Gupta @Tushar15]

For the Ramayana movies' music, AR Rahman clearly wasn't the right choice. Shankar Mahadevan should have helmed this magnum opus.

[CA Nitin Kaushik (FCA) | LLB @Finance_Bareek]

LTCG tax hatana tha,

galti se LTCG hi hat gaya 🤦‍♂️

#nifty

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

That one uncle applying for the Jio IPO with all PAN cards in the family

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

just saw students cheating on a test by going into the bathroom and sharing and memorizing multiple choice answer patterns and I was so relieved to see non-ChatGPT cheating methods that I didn't even care. In fact it was a bit heartwarming to see true old fashioned cheating

[riddikulusmaximus @notausernameffs]

@rscompanyy How dare you take away my deferred tax assets and deferred tax liabilities from me!

[˚꩜｡ @yappingwmogu143]

Now some oversmart kid will say “Car, udd" and raise his finger while playing Chidiya Udd