Saul Goodman

please don’t take me seriously, but I’m being completely serious.

[Angantýr @BasedNorthmathr]

Imagine hanging out at the rapids with the boys for the mass salmon migration feast

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

No babe I love how you already know the bartender here

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"you’re soooo funnyyy"

thanks they used to put my desk in the hallway

[JETSKI @ijustmadecoffee]

Cabin weekend with the high school boys.

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

Me at 2am saucing my wings fresh out the air fryer

[Sean Murphy Enthusiast @murphyplshomer]

“So what’s my name again?”

[Saul Goodman @notbarty]

@ThereWBBourbon @JackLoder_ Amen. Probably a nice guy but miserably bad for football and a chronic race baiter.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Florios still got the fastball

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

sydney sweeney tits are like a Misiorowski fastball she can lean on at all times for anything. new movie got bad ratings? people calling you a nazi for a jeans commercial? boom, 105 just fucking painted on the corner to get out of a bases loaded jam. they rule so hard

[Velvet Milkman @velvetmilkman0]

Getting drunk on a Sunday so it doesn’t feel like tomorrow is Monday

[Saul Goodman @notbarty]

@LobosFFDen @DynatyzeFF Laporta WAY overvalued.

[Victor Thembanyama @H0tWireMyHeart]

Has anybody called the Bron and Bronny duo 23andMe yet or am I a genius

[JetPack Galileo @JetPackGalileo]

Slowly realizing Adam Peters was responsible for every good draft pick John Lynch ever made

[Saul Goodman @notbarty]

@iPav_ @Quintorris_ Silly pav

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Gym crush brought a guy today and the dude outlifts me. I’m starting a cycle of tren.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

@morganisawizard Even less people have a 2008 Matt Ryan rookie card.

[Mike Kash @FFMikeKash]

Going to start saying “go watch the film” if someone disagrees with me at work

[Saul Goodman @notbarty]

@jemelehill Is the insinuation here that he shouldn’t be cashing NBA checks because his social and political opinions differ from yours?

You have dog shit sports takes and still collect your checks.

[Saul Goodman @notbarty]

@EmmanuelAcho Speaking your mind is applauded when it fits the narrative. It’s a metal health issue when it doesn’t.

If he ranted about white people being majority evil, y’all would applaud him for taking a stand. But he ranted about traditional religious beliefs, so he’s mentally ill.