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[The Daily Hitman @DailyHitman]

Watching people on the timeline cash +197643 bets while my -180 loses

[br_betting @br_betting]

My phone as I put in my 17th anytime TD parlay of the day

[ak @ItsAllGoodrow]

FUCK WEMBY. KNICKS IN 5.

#AlwaysKnicks

[Kee.. @keewhet]

One of the realist things I've ever been told is that "friends come and go"

[Hudl @Hudl]

Inbound pass off the defender's back. Too smooth! @GBHS_LP_BBall

[SportsLayDown @sportslaydown]

Fanduel right now

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Lack of consideration will kill any bond we have, I’m not reminding you to act like you care about me

[Jay @jaysmith_ai]

i think i'm afraid to be happy because whenever i get too happy, something bad always happens.

[a n x i e t y @ohanxiety]

disappoínted but not surprised.

[Riċ @ricblurs]

havin a gf cool af. her ass fat AND she funny

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[💡 @crystalbaee1]

baby i was the line leader in kindergarten u fw a real winner

[nayumi @iluvmssy]

my mom once told me "SPOILING DONT ALWAYS INCLUDE MONEY! it includes time, attention, cooked meals, being there emotionally, physically and mentally! money comes and goes but how you make me feel is forever!" and i felt that.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake

[Jay @idek_tb]

You don’t need a perfect partner. You need someone who can regulate their emotions, admit when they fuck up, & actually sit with uncomfortable conversations without shutting down, flipping it on you, or throwing low blows every time shit gets real.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

got a whole Big Mac in my pocket, saving that thing for later

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Travis Kelce heard Taylor Swift was hyped about Xavier Worthy and immediately took him out Week 1 💀

[br_betting @br_betting]

Me firing off parlays now that football is back https://t.co/8Zz2PDICNq

[🛸 @tufthug]

i don't get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am