M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets

Never met a hill I didn’t want to die on

[M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets @NotCoolMatthew]

Do YoU wANt tO DelETe THis twEet? Yes I want to delete this fucking tweet.

[M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets @NotCoolMatthew]

I think this is the first time I’ve been in a movie theater since before Covid

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@AlyBeesGaming I need farming to do fairytale part 2 but I just don’t know where to start

[M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets @NotCoolMatthew]

Shout out to the angel at the diner who told me You Can See Everything is coming to local theaters when I told her I was driving to Indy to see it.

[M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets @NotCoolMatthew]

Turns out it’s an 11 and it has cellular capabilities. This thing retails at $600 and the battery is at 100% health and not a scratch on it. I should sell it but I mean… that’s xp waste.

[M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets @NotCoolMatthew]

I’m gonna sell it for a million dollars or keep it setup just like this and afk runescape while I watch movies. One of the two.

[M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets @NotCoolMatthew]

@ScopelyExplore hello your servers began crashing right as I ran my daily adventure incense. Please do the right thing and make it up to me by assigning a research with a Galarian bird encounter to my account. Today was my night I could feel it in my bones.

[M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets @NotCoolMatthew]

Son of a bitch. I made the decision to see You Can See Everything on monday or tuesday instead of yesterday or today without checking and the earliest showing is at like 3pm that won't work for my schedule.

[M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets @NotCoolMatthew]

I’m gonna sell it for a million dollars or keep it setup just like this and afk runescape while I watch movies. One of the two.

[M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets @NotCoolMatthew]

I bought an iPad 10 generation that wouldn’t charge on Facebook marketplace for $30 and I think I can bring it back to life.

[M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets @NotCoolMatthew]

Man I don’t wanna spend the money on gas but in this close to driving 50 miles to see You Can See Everything on Saturday.

[M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets @NotCoolMatthew]

Been calling people who mildly annoy me scumbag lately it’s a lot of fun

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@littletimmy6942 @poryproweb Idk how you came to that conclusion

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@poryproweb That is wild

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@SphealJP Mander or palkia if it has spacial rend

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@neilplaysosrs Just got back into the game for the first time since I was 16 what was it about this that you loved? I just beat part 1 today.

[M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets @NotCoolMatthew]

@crotero @lingdiscovery Ah

[M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets @NotCoolMatthew]

My nasachu is on its way to colonize mars #pokemongo

[M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets @NotCoolMatthew]

I bought an iPad 10 generation that wouldn’t charge on Facebook marketplace for $30 and I think I can bring it back to life.

[M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets @NotCoolMatthew]

Every day is a constant battle of whether I want to play Pokemon Go, Old School RuneScape or RuneScape: Dragonwilds. I can’t focus on any of my children without neglecting the others.

[M-M-M-Matthew and the Jets @NotCoolMatthew]

Old School RuneScape is so dangerous man. I played for three hours and feel like I accomplished nothing.