🅰️drian whapcaplett.

paralegal. anything I say here is definitely not legal advice.
6'3

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@JetSetGent @86_45now @Angry_Staffer Your ai slop profile picture has the flag backwards.

Fucking dolt.

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@Better0ffTed @ClueHeywood those aren't pillows

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Super looking forward to all judges turning into Roger Tawney about now.

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@keribla @LeoBeletsky Cops: fentanyl = instant death. But kinda only for us.

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@lfdons @RedLeafBannside You've never been on a sports team in your entire life have you Lewis? Odd that you'd be commenting on sports when you clearly have no frame of reference.
Pipe down.

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@StahmerSteve @3YearLetterman @Tim_Walz @JeffreyToobin @TigerWoods

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Metallica is just Dream Theater without a good drummer.
I won't be talking any questions.

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@granolalawyer That's a bold stance to take when getting to know a lawyer.

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@infinities613 @DetPaulDrake What about the body hair thing? Its her body, she can be as hirsute or as depilated as she wants.

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@granolalawyer If he hates it that much, that's problematic.

But as an avocado disliker that is the solution I've found works best when dating an avocado enjoyer.

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@AZNotoriousJPG @ThePeoriaMom Why does she say "microscoffed"?

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When you're a hammer....

[ramsizzzle.bsky.social @ramsizzzle]

This cop was about to shoot the baseball lmao

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So mom and I have made it through the mcu, and we're starting on a new movie adventures.
Tonight it's Wall E, because I'm not close enough to tears all the time anyway.

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Hey elroy,
Here's the thing... Just because I interact with an article one time, emphatically does not mean that I need to see it every time someone else retweets that article.
Actually the opposite, I don't need to see it ever again.
Fuck you.

[Glenn E. Martin 🐐 @glennEmartin]

I don't care how many "healing and restorative retreats," the criminal justice reform movement hosts. If people who aren't "in the club," and people who have been cancelled and/or marginalized aren't invited and embraced, it's hypocrisy and bullshit and we all see through it.

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@FedDefenderKS Did they correspondingly cut the doj budget?

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@formerazgop @Cindylouwhobaj1 Damn... You best me by like 12 seconds

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@Cindylouwhobaj1 A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying?