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[cav empty @cavempty_]

i like the world cup of soccer because everyone gets excited and is having fun

[𖤓 han met louis 𖤓 @blowjobrrry]

IKTR

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[culture @notgwendalupe]

2018 met gala we still talk about you

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[໊ @buffys]

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

[crybaby❀ @nav1vae]

dryhumping is such an ugly and vulgar term for sucha sensual and beautiful act

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[Alfin @AlfinCodes]

Me giving Claude full access to my computer

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

[always @isalwayslarry]

artemis II landed in 2015, lol

[autist @litteralyme0]

Just accidentally closed a tab I meant to read 2 years ago

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

apple there has to be a better way to add an iPhone app to a folder than chasing said folder round the screen as it carries out fighter jet level evasive manoeuvres

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

how i feel when someone’s showing me a video that’s not even funny and lasts more than 2 minutes

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

me trying not to spend $150 on a new hobby I started 30 minutes ago

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012”

me in 2012:

[lexi | noah front porch philly @iw1shy0uwould]

unfortunately my brain can’t process the difference between being held at gunpoint and having to enter a ticketmaster artist presale