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Banks will literally give you $100,000+ at 0% interest if you fill out one form

Not a scam. Not a payday loan. Money Chase, Amex and US Bank have already set aside for anyone with a 700 credit score, and 99% of people never ask for it because nobody told them it exists

Here's what's actually happening

Every big bank runs business credit cards at 0% for 12 to 18 months. $20,000 to $60,000 per card. You don't need a real business. You don't need revenue. You don't need an office. A 700 score and an $80 LLC is the whole application, and none of it shows up on your personal credit

Most people with a 700 are sitting on $100,000 to $250,000 of this and using their score to get a slightly better rate on a Honda

A bartender with a 712 got $86,000
A nurse with a 740 got $127,000 and opened a daycare
A 22 year old with one credit card and no job got $40,000

The bank has already decided how much you get. They ran your file through a computer in 4 seconds and it spit out a dollar amount. They just never show you. They show you the $8,000 card and pray you stop there

So we built the thing that shows you the number

It's called the Capital Report. You send your profile, we run it through the same logic the banks use, and you get back exactly how much 0% money your file qualifies for right now, bank by bank, and the 2 or 3 things holding the number down if it's lower than it should be

This is the first thing every paying client gets. For the next 48 hours it's free

Like + RT + comment "FREE" and i'll send you your number (must be following so i can DM)

You've been working 50 hours a week for money a bank would've handed you at 0% the day you asked lmfaooo

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I built an AI Agent that tells you exactly how to pull $250K from the banks at 0% interest

This agent will help you structure your profile properly, make an exact 250k sequence, and tell you your estimated approval odds / limits at each bank

Asked it one test question. It gave me the bureau map for all 50 states, the 2 weeks per quarter when banks approve almost anyone, and the box on the application that nobody verifies

This is the kind of thing banks patch once too many people know it

Releasing it completely free so you can access 0% business funding

they might take this down soon... so

Like + RT + comment "FUNDING GPT" and it's yours (gotta be following or i can't dm you)

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@hxxntrr Funding gpt

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@NickyBananas22 @JeffNadu This is the only correct answer!

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@DanBFox1287 Thats ok. We don't need five starters in the playoffs.

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@jeremypiven @adriangrenier @betr I miss this show so much

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@PlusEVAnalytics What was your concerns with Claude? I've not had good experiences using Codex. Much poorer model performance compared to Claude

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@AndrewKolvet Except that it has always been legal to process your own beef. The real game changer would have been selling beef by the cut without needing federal inspection. That's a real barrier to the freezer beef business model in many areas.

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@Real_NHL_Savant Thank you for the quick reponse! This is a cool tool and I look forward to using it. Already cashed that La Liga bet earlier this afternoon.

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@walkonredshirts Collin Klein

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@hxxntrr Stack

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@linadreaamy 36

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@OleTimeHardball Papi not being #3 is literally retarded.

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@BostonStrong_34 Yes! We have a long history of overrating middle infield prospects from Hanley, to Xander, to Yoan, now Arias. He has had a power surge in one year. He's not the second coming of Nomar

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@BOSSportsGordo They're high if they dont. He may not have had the longevity of Jeter or A-Fraud, but his peak was higher than either of those jokers

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@_willmanzi Yoan Moncada would like a word. I don't give a shit. How good people think Arias is going to be. We have a long track record of overrating middle infield prospects in Boston.

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@VoltexGar Phenomenal article!

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@gwiesefarms Awesome article! Thanks for sharing.