Taylor

is this the krusty krab?

[Taylor @nothisistaylor]

literally made this twitter so i could talk about my love for ketchup chips and how I'm bummed i can't find them

[Taylor @nothisistaylor]

My phone case broke and having a naked phone really makes me feel like I’m living my life on the edge.

[Corey Perdue @PerdueCorey]

Man fuck.
What’s wrong Kyle?

[Taylor @nothisistaylor]

What @crw_24 and I thought we were doing when in reality we both said “I’m allergic to coffee” and he didn’t catch on 😂

[Taylor @nothisistaylor]

I hope my future husband is okay with naming our daughter Winifred 🤔

[Taylor @nothisistaylor]

@jocelyn_hannah DYING 😂

[Taylor @nothisistaylor]

@DerreckMitchell What did I just watch

[Taylor @nothisistaylor]

@xsydneysquidny Soooooo good!!

[Taylor @nothisistaylor]

@crw_24 @blades_caroline @RayJay_Rohrbach @Couurttt ❤️❤️

[Taylor @nothisistaylor]

When I start a paragraph with “overall,” the professor should just go ahead and not read it because I’m literally repeating everything I just said, just to reach the page count.

[Taylor @nothisistaylor]

Chum bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?

[Taylor @nothisistaylor]

Surfing: knocks them dead. Pretending to drown: NO

[Taylor @nothisistaylor]

I wonder what people think when they hear my bass bumping from my Buick Encore 😂😂

[Taylor @nothisistaylor]

Sorry kids, I already ate the candy bars out of the trick or treat candy. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Taylor @nothisistaylor]

#StorageWars

[Taylor @nothisistaylor]

“When storage units are abandoned...”

Me:

[Taylor @nothisistaylor]

Wow I love October saturdays. Even when I’m spending it doing homework... at least I’m cuddled up with pumpkin candles burning