William Glass

definitely not James Doakes

[Franc @FrancMeOff]

I mog tf out of my coworkers in these Team calls these fat fucking chuds lmfao I’m handsome as hell

[roy #freeshine @notdrained]

im just too niche for a girlfriend

[Dick “The Hammer” Hamilton @thehammer83]

Did you crack? No bro she fell asleep in my arms safe from guys like you

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[AR’E @1jiare]

niggas be named will n won’t

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[• @yducknow]

“I want a gf”, mfs when they see an incoming facetime for the fifth time today

https://t.co/zGVg2GpjFo

[Axel Bitblaze 🪓 @Axel_bitblaze69]

Me at 3AM asking Claude to give me a business idea

[autist @litteralyme0]

“I want a gf” mfs after they realize the have to talk to her every day

[Sterling West @SterlingWest]

I accidentally had sexual relations with a sweet girl and I think I have to wife her up now so I don’t take the light from her eyes

[autist @litteralyme0]

How I feel when I hit “Not interested” on a lustful post

[naiive @naiivememe]

Dear old people, get married and have kids, waking up at 5am, tending to a garden, eating dinner at 5pm, reading books, and going to bed at 9pm feels amazing.

I was wrong. You were right.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The Superbowl? To me it’s no more “Super” then the rest of that drivel. I will be in my study if you need me

[gaut @0xgaut]

prompting claude when it makes mistakes

[🍻 @drink2beers]

bad news twin: time is flying
good news: you the pilot twin

u the fuckin pilot

[William Glass @notjamesdoakes]

@v_computer I’m ready to build

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

I opened TikTok and this was the first thing I saw 😭😭😭