Tipsy Rose Blanchard

Rock Flag and Eaaaggglllleee

[Tipsy Rose Blanchard @notnathanroe]

The lady at the front desk of the hotel stopped me while I was leaving with the room's complementary mini-fridge and I was like do you even work here dude?

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I'd like to be a hippo, because then I'd have a really good chance of not getting eaten by a hippo

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@PeteStauber

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@CortesSteve

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Hey DJ! Turn that shit down a little bit, please, thanks

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@southsideirv As a 27 year old, one thing I'd recommend is to start diggin in your butt, twin

[Tipsy Rose Blanchard @notnathanroe]

In Ted's defense, if he couldn't be away during a preventable disaster happening in his state under his watch, he'd never be able to vacation!

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Ted Cruz Was Vacationing in Europe as Emergency Crews Desperately Searched for Texas Flood Survivors — Daily Beast

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Beer cheese soup as a chaser

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Malort tastes like antique furniture

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The butterfly effect is when a butterfly in Florida flaps it's wings and it fouls sga in okc

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Minnesota just needs to put bench players in right away to beat the dogshit out of sga at the top of the game

[Tipsy Rose Blanchard @notnathanroe]

I hate when I go to a pizza place and I fill up on parmesean like a dumbass

[Tipsy Rose Blanchard @notnathanroe]

That stage would be perfect for my next show! Please reach out if you book this place!

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

Pope Leo XIV received a prolonged and sustained applause from the journalists who covered the sede vacante and conclave, joking in English “they say when they clap at the beginning it doesn't matter much. If you are still awake at the end and still want to applaud, then thank you very much”

[Tipsy Rose Blanchard @notnathanroe]

Boneless wings are ideal because I can eat them whole and I don't have to cough the bones up after

[Tipsy Rose Blanchard @notnathanroe]

Cmon, if anyone gets to cheat, it's Will Smith

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Will Smith is getting backlash from fans for 'inappropriate' act with a female singer onstage amid his marriage with wife Jada Pinkett.

Will Smith was accompanied by India Martinez, 39, as they performed song First Love at the Premio Lo Nuestro award show in Miami on February 20.

The pair got steamy during their song as they embraced and even appeared to share a kiss, while Smith placed a hand on Martinez's backside.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

The difference between the two genders:

Headed to church, “Life is a Highway” comes on the radio.

4 year old boy: THIS IS A GREAT FIGHTING SONG!

3 year old girl: NO THIS IS A DANCING SONG

😂😂😂

[Tipsy Rose Blanchard @notnathanroe]

Your parents are snow birds? Mine are snow bunnies, we are not the same.

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I'm such a good guy, if I see a parking ticket on someone's car, I take it off and throw it away. This one's on me pal!

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Jamie Lee Curtis monkey

[Los Angeles Zoo @LAZoo]

MEET CASPER, the newest addition to our black-and-white colobus monkey troop! Born in October, the pint-sized primate has already become a favorite among visitors and staff. It's an exciting time to watch him grow and change. Swing by and say hello on your next visit!

[Tipsy Rose Blanchard @notnathanroe]

LeBron getting old is kinda sad. It's like if Paul Bunyan got old. It'd be a bummer for sure.

[Animation Obsessive @ani_obsessive]

The betrayal scene from The Hangman (1964), dir. Paul Julian and Les Goldman, Melrose Productions

Dark, surreal animation based on a poem -- about a ruthless executioner and the man who lets him prey on the marginalized, hoping to be spared