NotoriousDCP

I’m probably just gonna share Meadowlark videos 🐊👑

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@Xfinity @XfinitySupport is perhaps the worst internet provider of all time with the worst customer service. My issue has been going on for a week & they’re like “oopsie”. Y’all are the worst.

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@united moved me to an earlier flight day of, and then CANCELED my return trip home because I was a no show…on a flight…THEY MOVED ME OFF OF. @united you have stranded me in Indiana. fix. It.

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Fun fact- the subway door closing sound is in the same key as I Heard Someone Crying from The Secret Garden. 👋🏼

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@juckmz Honestly triggered but the best masterclass we had?! I know that you know that I know that you know.

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@turo I try but no one at @turo answers emails or phone calls…or DMs…

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Just a reminder that @turo is a scam & a sham. Canceled trips day of, no customer service, etc OY just out here stealing money.

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@gcrunnels I’m still hoping for RatatatCat

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Bridges of Madison County, starring Katrina Lenk & Sara Ramirez.

In the round.

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@Brenbash You made mine & next to Patti, no less

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@Brenbash @_mlmorgan *Mog*

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Question- OK, stay with me here.
It’s CATS but it’s set in a stark white cat shelter…but they don’t know it’s a kill shelter & Grizabella is euthanized at the end…it’s dark (& maybe should’ve stayed in the drafts) but like…kind of beautifully dark? A commentary, if you will.

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Hi @JetBlue I was supposed to fly out of JFK today but the flight was delayed 10 hours and then cancelled & you rebooked me for tomorrow evening out of an airport in Westchester county NY…1. WHERE is that? & 2. Please contact me for a complete refund. Thank you.

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@jheimbrock Every Day A Little Death, babe

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@jheimbrock Add this to our rep Mayzie + Gertrude & Anne & Charlotte

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this is niche but why do y’all think some male dancers wear a big watch when they dance, & it’s usually “Fosse” dancers...did he do that? Is that a thing?

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I’ll just say it- the shadiest thing ever done in the world of Musical Theatre is Charles Strouse putting “Telephone Hour” in that key. #whatsthestorymorningglory
#whatstheWORDhummingbird

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@serriadarling Baby girl that’s Chelsea. We got NICE soft serve up here ;)

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I don’t care what else is in your book I just want to hear Miller’s Son

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Me 1 day after starting Melatonin: this is LOVELY.

Me 1 week after starting Melatonin: my dreams are slightly interesting.

Me 1 month after starting Melatonin: Jerry Orbach & Lauren Bacall were at a SYTYCD premier at The Australian Zoo.

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@MTA It’s just one of those days- I have NEVER been spoken to so rudely or rushed, literally rushed, away from asking for help after I put money on a card that won’t swipe...the 3rd time THIS MONTH. Slide into these DMs MTA.