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government

[GiGi🏆 @SayitGigiStyle]

This runs deep. I’m not denying postpartum psychosis is real, but her getting off risks reinforcing that women lose control because of hormones. Women fought to be seen as capable despite our biology. If she’s mentally ill, lock her up in a psychiatric institution. No free pass.

[🪬. @nottalann]

I really love driving but I’ve come to hate driving in this city so much

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[Oseni @o_jibby]

Odumodu no be misogynist again?

[🪬. @nottalann]

friendship man 🥺❤️

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

Real warri Pikin suprised her best friend with a brand New car with full tank after she complained about her old car, Her reaction was priceless 😂🔥

[🪬. @nottalann]

It’s going to be soo crazy my goodness

[Aspiringbabygirl @inioluwa_]

december in lagos is actually going to be disastrous without uber

[🪬. @nottalann]

I keep saying it, that streamer guy is such a dead guy

[Nwankudu Osinachi @Osinachi_W]

"Don't worry, my son will Drive you guys to and fro."

A son that is busy, unaware and has things he needs to do.

[🪬. @nottalann]

today, I miss foodcourt 😔

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

This might sound cliché coming from me because I have said it at least seven times, if you care to search my page, but I’ll say it again. It is cliché because it is true anyway.

I like women a lot. My God! I wish I were exaggerating or trolling, but I’m not. I’m in love with women, particularly because they are not as fòolish as men, especially when it comes to dating.

A few days ago, a lady tweeted that there’s nothing in this life that would make her borrow money for a man she’s dating. That the least she could do is take out a loan for him using HIS BVN.

And here is another tweet from a woman basically saying she’d be stingy with her money if she were a man, because why would she spare extra money from her salary to give to a woman? Go through the comments and quotes, and it’s women agreeing with her and laughing about it.

You know what? I’m honestly not mad about it. Because, like I rightfully said, I love women a lot.

A few days ago, Ayra Starr’s younger sister, Salt, said on a podcast we watched here that if she’s richer than a man she’s dating, not only will she control him, but he also won’t know that she has more money than him, as he’d still have to be providing for her and giving her money.

What I’m driving at is very simple: women are ruthless with financial decision-making. No man is as frugal as the average woman. A woman you are dating can, in fact, “borrow” you money to buy something she wants, and then you refund her the money she lent you when you have it.

Yes, that is how fóolish men are. And women are never that dvmb. For that reason, I love them so much and I rate them.

What this tweet I quoted is basically saying is that men are stupïd.

The things you, as a man, will do for a woman with your money, 99.9% of them will never do for you. It is not because they don’t like you. They are simply not stupïd or reckless with their money.

You, the man, are the emotional one when it comes to dating. Women are the logical ones. They lied to you your whole life. And I hope you learn from them.

[🪬. @nottalann]

@was0la I’m strugglinggg 😩

[🪬. @nottalann]

@creamyy_wys not a single thing, but dw it’s “humility” for them to change

[🪬. @nottalann]

miss me with all this bs. those ideologies ruined so many lives, kept people stagnant and tarnished generations mentality for life.

[Champ!!❄️✨ @0gk97]

@gaiuschibueze That’s why he’s human, learn, unlearn, relearn, if anything it shows humility

[🪬. @nottalann]

@0gk97 won’t be doing that. you can stay unaware

[🪬. @nottalann]

@girlbutgodtype 😘😘😘

[🪬. @nottalann]

tiktok restricted my last photos 😔

[🪬. @nottalann]

@Jardaniluv2 music choice based restriction oh, and me I’m not changing it kmt

[🪬. @nottalann]

I’ve really enjoyed my time out of office ☺️

[🪬. @nottalann]

people are solving real life problem’s mehn

[Maryanne Alhallak @malhalla06]

Everyone owns skincare products, but nobody knows what's actually working.

Today, @theantheaguo and I launch @lumeriaskin (YC S26) to end that.

The Lumoscope is a multispectral camera that clips onto your phone and scans your skin at home with the same light used in clinics, so you see what a mirror can't: a breakout days before it surfaces, and sun damage years before it shows.

Every scan is scored on hydration, redness, texture, and sebum, and it compounds into a record of your own skin. Lumi reads that history, connects flare-ups to causes you'd never suspect, and matches products to YOUR data, instead of a population average.

Preorders are officially open today at $199 only until Aug 16th. Starting today, skincare will no longer feel like guessing. ☀️