THE Real NoVA Hillbilly

Happily married. Cultured Hillbilly. Stranger in a strange time. Master of trolls. Pronouns are eff/yoo

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@Brickbylt @NickJFreitas @BernieSanders Not half as much as the attention on #SecWar's ink. 🤷‍♂️

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

@HillaryClinton

Ma’am, I was the Air Force Lt. Colonel who carried the nuclear football for your husband inside that “people’s house” you’re suddenly so precious about. I saw it all up close for two years.

While Bill was getting blow jobs in the Oval Office from an intern and groping female Air Force enlisted crew on Air Force One, you and your staff treated the military with open disdain, like we were the help, not the men and women sworn to protect this nation. The disrespect for anything non-Clinton was palpable.

You lecture about “respect for the institution” while your husband lost the nuclear codes and shrugged it off.

And when you finally slinked out in 2001? You and your crew trashed the place—vandalism, theft, glue in drawers, obscene messages, stolen property, and filth left behind for the next administration. The GAO confirmed it. Classy exit from the “people’s house.”

The White House belongs to the American people, not your grifting dynasty. They just elected a fighter who actually respects the military and the office. Keep ripping off poor kids in Haiti, selling your merch and clutching pearls.

Sit down, bitch. The adults are back in charge.

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@magicpanda_703 If you call people "white trash" you're a racist.

And retarded.

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@tedlieu @SecRubio Get back to me when he falls upstairs three times or shits his pants at the Vatican.

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@Brickbylt @NickJFreitas @BernieSanders Forgot what?

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@RepYassAnsari What's the matter, sweetie? Not enough of us right-wingers getting shot?

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@WalshFreedom This you?

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@TheDemocrats

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@Brickbylt @NickJFreitas @BernieSanders Depends... are you one of those dumbfucks who cried about SecWar's tattoos?

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@BernieSanders So billionaires aren't fond of misogynistic nazis. Who knew?

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@Brickbylt @NickJFreitas @BernieSanders Y'all did, until recently. #hypocrites

Now tell me all about how pure any of your heroes are.

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@JessicaTarlov

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@pacrollin04 @GovPressOffice And? Take 10 seconds to ask Google of there's any evidence he was in the kkk.

Go on, I'll wait.

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@RepTedLieu They'll be ok when they get back to their home countries that mom and dad left to illegally enter the U.S. 👍🏻

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@GovernorVA Graham says... "I did nazi that coming!"

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@Brickbylt @NickJFreitas @BernieSanders Yeah, sure... now go back to whining about Pete Hegseth's tattoos, fucking #hypocrite

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@Brickbylt @NickJFreitas @BernieSanders Get back to me when you spot him with a nazi tattoo, nazi. You own it now. 🤷‍♂️

[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@BernieSanders Seig heil MFrs!!

[Kim Farington @KimforSenateVA]

.@SenatorWarner you’re right about ONE thing: America DOES need AI-literate leadership.

I hold a certificate in Executive AI Leadership from the Partnership of Public Service and have been formally trained by Microsoft, Google, and the Ford Foundation on AI-related issues. This is where I lead.

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[THE Real NoVA Hillbilly @nova_hillbilly]

@SundaeDivine @TheRickWilson