Nick

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

I work with a guy who’s an outdoorsy/rock climber type and he said sometimes when his gf is gone he sets up his tent in the living room and sleeps in it

[Nick @npups3]

at a hibachi rn. Who signed off on making the chefs moan while they spank the raw meat

[Nick @npups3]

everyone walking into work tomorrow with sunburnt foreheads

[Mike Simonsen 🐉 @mikesimonsen]

This is incredible.

From @Jamie_Lane where AirBnBs are fully booked next week.

[Nick @npups3]

crashed a parti

[Austin Carr @MrCavalier34]

Yes it’s WinningTime Go Cavs

[Austin Carr @MrCavalier34]

Sounds good to me Go Cavs

[Pakicetus @PakicetusAdapts]

when theoden wakes up and everyone's like "but how do we get that dawg back in him?" gandalf immediately gets that he needs to hold his sword and swish it about, and i think that's why we need more men working in mental healthcare

[Nick @npups3]

the river runs brown tonight

[Nick @npups3]

wife: that was our exit you just missed it
me:

[Nick @npups3]

just said ‘bye’ to a person calling the wrong number. Does this person deserve my acts of kindness or am I a fool

[Adiha💖 @princessadiha]

Men under 5’10 pls be careful the wind is picking things up again

[Dan Reeve @reeve11]

[AI Generated] Portrait of Brutus the Buckeye as a human

[Nick @npups3]

@sarahsinram @jeencat seems that “here’s how I fixed my gut” roughly translates to “I live in LA and someone else pays for my housing”

[Nick @npups3]

have noticed a dichotomy in the modern health & wellness space where one side is your usual ‘count the calories & exercise’ and the other side is fix your gut microbiome and you will become dangerously happy

[Nick @npups3]

folks he's done it again. maniacal genius

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

My new show The Rehearsal begins tonight on HBO. Enjoy

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

“If you only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we wish to be happier than other people, and this is always difficult, for we believe others to be happier than they are.”

Montesquieu said this 300 years ago. We’re still working on this one.

[Austin Carr @MrCavalier34]

I agree Go Cavs