nscranor

I write the tweets that make the whole world sing

[nscranor @nscranor]

these must be grave chores indeed for you to wake me from the odinsleep, mom

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

you’re telling me this guy is Master Gardener AND the Card Counter? damn dude pick a struggle

[nscranor @nscranor]

I don't know who needs to hear this but:
-your whole family hates you
-only I love you
-that song is rockin', baby
-we gotta fly Jeff Chris down from Indiana to mix it professionally

[Dylan @DylcorYT]

grok gets it wrong, gets told its wrong, begins insisting the movie clip isnt actually a movie clip at all - but instead a wojak meme. Can't make this up.

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Once you build a massive “deportation” machine, an industry really, it will not stop with one category of immigrants, or immigrants at all. It will self-perpetuate new classes of people to detain, to fill detention beds and meet removal quotas. It will create a meal to feast on.

[nscranor @nscranor]

@coopercooperco

[Rohan Grey @rohangrey]

😐

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

Nice post. Here’s you saying the N word with the hard R

[Throwing Fits @ThrowingFits]

fashion critic john c. reilly sounding off on celeb stylists 🗣️ full pod out now on apple + spotify 🎧 watch on substack 📺

[Gary Knox @gPrep]

Remember the name: Paige Bueckers. 6th grade, think Diana Taurasi. Best 6th grade G I've ever seen. St. Louis Park.

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

Researchers estimate 219,000 people will die because of DOGE cuts, including 148,000 children. All to save the average American taxpayer $150. https://t.co/yIaDvukYaA

[Paul Schofield @pschofie79]

Nailed it

[not very eva @veryalt]

we all have our ways of getting away from jd vance when confronted with him irl. dying, trading him for drugs, etc. the important thing is whatever way YOU choose to protect your wellbeing is valid 🫶

[Basel Adra @basel_adra]

For the first time in the U.S., our film No Other Land is available to stream online. It doesn’t just show our past — it captures our ongoing struggle. Watch it now -- all proceeds go to support the communities of Masafer Yatta.
https://t.co/E11LJ55P2z

[nude in background of sorority rush video @necrobranson]

Syndicated columnists get their ideas by being at a manhattan dinner party and watching a 26 year old their 52 year old friend is dating eat the last crostini and then they write an article called Millenials Need to Stop Eating the Last Crostini

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

Imagine trying to manage a supply chain right now.

Every 48 hours, the White House is announcing, or un-announcing, or re-announcing, or creating massive carve outs to, a new trade rule.

Why would anyone anywhere build a new factory under these conditions?

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

Why, these are some of our most auspicious dates