Nicholas Sushkin

Desperately trying to find balance between family, Java, XML, music, tennis, and learning new things like federated social nets @[email protected]

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

When your pharmacist has turned to the dark side

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

TWO TIPS FOR CHRISTMAS:

1. Forget the past.
You can't change it.

2. Forget the present
I didn't get you one.

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Still the best parody of 'A Christmas Carol'

[MEMA @MassEMA]

MEMA is monitoring a Pumpkin Pie warning! We hope you have a great and safe Thanksgiving. 🥧

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@ChiefScientist In Spanish, they expand this advice to all plugables

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@ChiefScientist в папахах (исковерканное)

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@ChiefScientist Visiting the Ausgang City again?

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Welcome to adulthood, where you'll be constantly tired except for when it's time to go to sleep.

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@ChiefScientist It's extra-perpendicular

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@ChiefScientist @OpenAI Banana for scale

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@ChiefScientist Сорок четыре веселых чижа

[John @ionleu]

pdf becomes 4th most popular religion

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@ChiefScientist Ansible and Terraform owned by the same company can't be good

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@ChiefScientist Anton and Boris is the new Alice and Bob

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@drummatick Spent my whole life on localhost, like an American

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@ChiefScientist NATO FIFO?

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@engineers_feed Start the 3 and 5 minute timers at the same time, start boiling the egg at the end of the 3 minute timer and stop at the end of the 5 minute timer.

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@ChiefScientist Led Zeppelin