ᶽ༐NtOpenProcess፮࿐

NTSTATUS: 0xC000000D
Caller has no idea what he is doing

[𝐿𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑥 𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑟 @linuxuser1996]

The solution to inflation affecting streaming services in two photos.

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

small problem valve please fix

[ꤩ. ࡛ g݁𝝰̲bᩴ𝗶᜔ | ⛩️᳟ᩙ :๋ ࡛c𝗵᳔꯭݁oᩝs᳧𝗼࡛ ݁長꯭᳞草֟፝ ࡛ @ggn4rly]

engolindo o ódio pra não falar merda

[ᶽ༐NtOpenProcess፮࿐ @ntddkh]

Did you know that the first 2 digits on every PE are initials from one of the developers?

Those initials are associated with Mark Zbikowski, one of the early Microsoft developers involved with the executable format in the DOS era 😁

[ᶽ༐NtOpenProcess፮࿐ @ntddkh]

Humanity is so cool, we even taught rocks to think using light, by literally shooting lasers at them. 😭😭

[ᶽ༐NtOpenProcess፮࿐ @ntddkh]

@k0mkc Trully an amazing job, this shows (again) that we don't need intrusive AC. The issues that this "legal spyware" give are bigger than the solutions

[ᶽ༐NtOpenProcess፮࿐ @ntddkh]

@rebane2001 Fuck

[ᶽ༐NtOpenProcess፮࿐ @ntddkh]

@1lexxi This only makes us loose confidence when reporting shit to SlopCorp. I am very dissapointed to see such a great work be turned down due to corporate greed

[cafkafk @cafkafk]

nah not using all that crap I have all I need already man

[ᶽ༐NtOpenProcess፮࿐ @ntddkh]

@dblejames Most intetesting find on my feed today, keep it up!

[a @femmthusiast]

when you say anti islam stuff and everyone calls you islamphobic but nobody calls you a liar

[CS2 NEWS @cs2news]

“XantaresPeek” written on a Ukrainian soldier’s weapon. 🇺🇦

[Penita League @Plato_Cup]

"Flores amarillas"

[Gigachad @gigachad]

“If you have a net worth of $100, you are only 33 hands of blackjack away from Elon Musk.”

[Kağan IŞILDAK @kaganisildak]

After getting FairPlay and key generation working in pure emulation, without a physical iPhone, I have a lot less faith in “this needs real hardware.” Apple makes some of this sound way more hardware-bound than it really is, just to scare security researchers off.

[Krymm @Donnys_Top_Guy]

It's always them.

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

I accidentally rebooted the network switch for the entire third floor.

Internet disappeared.

Phones dropped.

About 70 employees immediately stood up from their desks like prairie dogs.

I had two choices:

Admit I clicked the wrong switch.

Become proactive.

I sent this message:

“Unannounced infrastructure resilience exercise currently in progress. Please continue normal operations.”

Then I waited five minutes and turned everything back on.

Service restored.

No data loss.

Nobody died.

The CTO replied:

“Love that we’re testing this stuff proactively.”

So I wrote a post-exercise report.

Objective: Validate employee response to unexpected connectivity loss.

Result: Successful.

Finding: Employees become extremely loud after approximately 12 seconds without internet.

Recommendation: Continue resilience testing quarterly.

My mistake now has a budget.