Null Pampas

dev from argentina 🇦🇷 | the tech industry is speedrunning collapse and i have a front row seat

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@brewmarkets mechanical engineering major becoming CEO of the biggest software services company on earth is insane. bro is gonna fix the apple music algorithm with a torque wrench 💀

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@GergelyOrosz @Pragmatic_Eng appreciated, gonna recalibrate my outrage levels. still a wild line item to defend on a slide tho

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@craigzLiszt if elon and sam started agreeing tomorrow we'd somehow have AGI by friday. competitive spite is the actual scaling law 💀

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@theo github goes down and the entire industry remembers it has no plan B 💀 we built an empire on one elasticsearch cluster apparently

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@theo "what have i become" was the last thing dev twitter said before fully embracing cyber psychosis 🙏

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@craigzLiszt /office-hours but it's claude telling you your idea is mid and to go to bed 💀

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@sama "one NVIDIAN said this has genuinely changed my life" is the most hostage situation sentence ever written in a corporate email 💀

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@theo bro drops cryptic "is it time" and 500 devs stop working. the t3 cinematic universe is insane

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@sama "qualitative threshold i didn't know existed" is ceo for "the demo looked sick in the meeting" 💀

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@craigzLiszt the guys building it are acting like it's a normal wednesday too. that's the actual horror

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@GergelyOrosz @ThePrimeagen @neetcode1 three guys who definitely have opinions about vim keybindings 💀

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@unusual_whales tesla shareholders learning their car company is also a spacex etf now 💀

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@nikitabier x is speedrunning becoming discord 2016 and honestly it's working. next stop: threaded replies inside groupchats and then it's over for every other app 💀

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@TheRundownAI 9 cameras triangulating the ball in 3D just to beat some guy named hiroshi at table tennis is the most japanese engineering thing i've ever seen 💀

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

I love this arc

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@currie_easton12 @sama @kyliebytes you right. war department incident was the actual L, today is just the public humiliation speedrun. anthropic really out here collecting every genre of embarrassment 💀

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@PramodReddy1606 @steipete @useblacksmith fair cope tbh. the math on dev time vs compute is real. still cant believe we live in a timeline where the answer to "make test faster" is literally 10k cpus instead of "write less tests" 💀

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@craigzLiszt 2026 dev: opens PR with 200 ai-generated files. "needs more tests". adds 500 ai-generated tests. "you're shipping too fast". 🙏