Jerk Offerman

Pepsi.

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Holy shit, Rozanov

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The worst thing Raffles used to do was jump in the bath with my dad

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Cheap fast food!

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Looking for a toothpaste that can tackle those tough stuck on poop stains

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@SAMGREIS subtitles*

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My pronouns are Pep/She

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Yo mama so chinese she's known Egg Foo since he was young

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How about we trade that wheelchair for a real chair?

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If you were eye candy, you would be a powdered sugar donut. And I would have powdered sugar in my eyebrows

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My wife is out of town, but my girlfriend is out of this world!

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Robot pussy so wet it short ciruits

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The dill pickle hummus from nofrills is an aphrodisiac

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What do you need the news for? The clock changes every minute

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18 beers!

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Stayuplateboyz 💥💥🔫We're never sleepy 😈

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Three bathroom tweets in the drafts. Stay nasty, X.

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Yo mama so poor she buys you fruit by the inch

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Alright, who else was singing "hot crotch bum" instead of Hot Cross Buns in music class?

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Just found out I might be a juffalo

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Born in the year of the Rabbi?

I think you missed a t

I pity the fool!